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Dinglechoid

When a short and fat (choid) penis is smeared and covered in shit/fecal matter
Josh’s long brown hair makes him look like a dinglechoid due to his already short and wide stature.
Dinglechoid by Jvabw1ln March 12, 2026
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dingleloid 

Someone who has a big bulgy walgy
Have you seen that dingleloid
dingleloid by ProfuFX May 29, 2019

Dinglechode 

An annoying male who hangs around for an extended period of time.
"I got out of class and Ryan was following me the whole day!"
"Man, he's such a dinglechode, he should figure his shit out."
"Yeah he should."
Dinglechode by Bunnmeister March 19, 2009

dingleroids 

a combination of dingle berries and hemroids
usually hemroids that have faeces hanging off them
kid- ay dude did you see that guys asshole
kid 2- fucking gross man, he had god damn dingleroids *both shudder uncontrollably*

dinglechad 

A dinglechad is simplified for a chode which is a penis longer in width than length. Adding the dingle makes it sound better. People can use the word chode to describe someone who is acting like a dickhead.
Caiden... stop being such a dinglechad!
dinglechad by shaomethemoney January 10, 2018

dinglechodumcock 

an extremely unmeneuverably large chode which tends to have an dingligly hangin characteristic
thats a big dinglechodumcock
dinglechodumcock by chodeguy October 16, 2003

dingleschnider 

The ultimate insult to end someones career. Basically calling someone a tiny piece of feces
Person 1: Ur mom is Homo.

Person 2: Shut up you dingleschnider

Person 1: *dead noises*
dingleschnider by WarCrimeCommitter45 February 28, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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