dimetrio

A man with a disproportionate penis to the rest of his body, large that is. However, most Dimetrios hide this fact because it draws too many ladies towards them.

"Dimetrio! Don't you dare steal that wine bottle, I see it in your pants."
"That's not a wine bottle"-Dimetrio.

by bluesuedeandy January 11, 2017

Demetrio GQ

The most amazing man. Smart, determined, hard working, thoughtful, caring, DEAD SEXY, tall, funny, sweet, has a smile that will make you melt.....simply irresistible.

If you know Demetrio GQ, consider yourself lucky.

Tu eres mi pinguino, Demetrio GQ.

by Puffin2511 March 21, 2013

Dimitrios

Sexy, talented, beautiful, hot, strong, tall, overweight. He gets along with everyone with his magnificent body. He gets all the girls and is always down to hang with the boys. He is magnificent and your daddy. He is your superior, your boss and your dictator. He is really smart and intelligent, he makes Steven Hawkins look dumb. He is overall the perfect human being. He is the best and you should get along with him

Oh wow is that the beautiful kid Dimitrios

by 1828/$ August 26, 2020

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior

This bad ass will make you cry

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior is a name. He called you mean

by Yes, yes mam January 3, 2022

Demetrios

Heroic modern name derived from the ancient Greek hero "Demetrios the vigorous", who in his legendary journeys, defeated Flatulos the eight nippled beast of Mycenae and neutered the Cycladic ogre known as Testiclees the mighty. Bearers of the name Demetrios are imbued with the power that this name has bestowed upon them and are well regarded for their many incedible feats of manliness. People who have this name are known to be accomplished, desirable, magnificent and noble. Never engage in a test of wits with a Demetrios, for he will pants you, and all the world will see your cocktail frank and or vajoojoo.

Man #1: "I don't understand it. All the women in my family are pregnant at the same time, even my Grandma!"

Man #2: "Say, didn't some guy named Demetrios move in next door to you recently?"

by Leo Batfish III February 3, 2010

demetrious johnson

A little black dude who whoops ass despite the opponents size or strength. The real OG in the UFC at the moment and has defended his title more than 7 times.

"Yo Jimmy did you see Alex beat up that guy yesterday"
"Yeah man he was like three times his size"
"Alex fucking Demetrious Johnson'd him"

by insightfulhubba February 25, 2017

Demetrio

one of the coolest, most genuine person you'd ever meet. probably would be at the top of your friends list. they're born leaders and always stands up for what's right. if you know a demetrio like i do, you'd immediately notice how caring and selfless they are. demetrio's are charismatic as fuck and you could never get bored in their presence. they're witty and smart, easily the top of the class if they wanted to be. i can imagine the demetrio i know as a hero in a movie, he got all the characteristics: strong, passionate, caring, quick witted and humble. they're purely amazing, i don't know how i'm blessed enough to meet one but i'm thankful as hell because i would never wanna replace the demetrio i know.

person 1: have you met demetrio yet?
person 2: yes, they're other worldly!

by kakaorcaca April 1, 2021