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Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior 

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Demetrius 

A really cute, usually black guy who loves either basketball or football, usually a player but can be loyal. Usually falls in love with girls in middle, but always has his eyes on one. He has a sense a humor, & always makes people laugh.
Yo demetrius how was football practice?
Demetrius by Fleeboy88 March 20, 2015

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association? 

The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"

Demetrios 

Heroic modern name derived from the ancient Greek hero "Demetrios the vigorous", who in his legendary journeys, defeated Flatulos the eight nippled beast of Mycenae and neutered the Cycladic ogre known as Testiclees the mighty. Bearers of the name Demetrios are imbued with the power that this name has bestowed upon them and are well regarded for their many incedible feats of manliness. People who have this name are known to be accomplished, desirable, magnificent and noble. Never engage in a test of wits with a Demetrios, for he will pants you, and all the world will see your cocktail frank and or vajoojoo.
Man #1: "I don't understand it. All the women in my family are pregnant at the same time, even my Grandma!"

Man #2: "Say, didn't some guy named Demetrios move in next door to you recently?"
Demetrios by Leo Batfish III February 3, 2010

demetrious johnson 

A little black dude who whoops ass despite the opponents size or strength. The real OG in the UFC at the moment and has defended his title more than 7 times.
"Yo Jimmy did you see Alex beat up that guy yesterday"
"Yeah man he was like three times his size"
"Alex fucking Demetrious Johnson'd him"

Demitrious 

Your Happy and Energetic Best friend! A Demitrious is a good person who'll stick with you with through tough situations. He'll trust everyone and gives everybody second chances maybe even thirds. He's Sweet, Kind and Funny on occasion but can be very cringe sometimes. A Demitrious will stick with who he loves till Death. The only eay to get rid of a Demitrious is by pushing him away. He won't always make the right decisions but when he does it'll always be worth it. Demitrious might not have the bestt memory but he tries to remember what's important. If you're in Love with a Demitrious you should be proud to have someone who'll never leave you. Demitrious will overtime change to what he thinks you'll like. If you want to try and have your original Demitrious back be as silly as he is. You'll both have fun! If your Demitrious seems weird talk things out with him.
Demitrious you're such a goof