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dilfbur
The name given to a character on the DreamSMP, known as "Wilbur" or "Revivebur" after being revived by Dream.
He has been since renamed to "Dilfbur" as a joke by multiple fans.
He has been since renamed to "Dilfbur" as a joke by multiple fans.
Person 1: "Hey! Did you hear that Wilbur got revived on the DreamSMP?"
Person 2: "Oh, yeah! You mean Dilfbur?"
Person 1: "...What?"
Person 2: "Oh, yeah! You mean Dilfbur?"
Person 1: "...What?"
dilfbur by Oh God, Not Urban. May 5, 2021
Dilshad
Dilshad is a very unique name that originated in persia and means blessful heart. When you first look at a Dilshad, you don't know what to expect. They're easy to approach and not shy at all. When I first met a Dilshad, I made the mistake of not getting to know him. Don't worry if you have made the same mistake, because it's never too late with them. With a wonderful sense of humor, calming voice, and easy to talk to attitude, nobody is ever dissatisfied with a Dilshad. A Dilshad knows a good person when he meets them, and even though he cares for a lot of people, he will only let special people get to know him.
Dilshad by honestyistheway January 27, 2013
DILF
An acronym for "Dad I'd Like to F***". A dilf is any man (typically between the ages of 30-50) who is incredibly attractive and has kids. They are usually really cut, from activities such as pushing strollers, giving piggyback rides, and intense trips to the local park or Disney World. They also have a killer smile and sense of childlike joy, because they play with their kids all the time. Unfortunately, getting with them is hard, as they are typically very faithful to their wife (see MILF).
Girl #1: Did you see that guy with the stroller over there? He's a total dilf!
Girl #2: Yeah, but don't go up and flirt with him. That woman with him is probably his wife.
Girl #2: Yeah, but don't go up and flirt with him. That woman with him is probably his wife.
DILF by letmefangirlawhile August 2, 2013
Dilshad
A persian name meaning "heart-filled happiness". A person worthy of the name Dilshad is indeed a person with a true good heart.
A handsome gentleman with a charming smile. Has the greatest respect for life and people. A great sense of humor, easy going and modest. An even greater sense of adventure. But has been known to be a day dreamer at times. A person that believes in all people, until they have proven otherwise, and even then might still believe in you. His aura is amazing, slightly insane but pure. The only force stronger than his aura is his heart. To be loved by, is to be… Truly... Loved.
Gives his heart and soul to the people he cares for. He is either on top of the world smiling ear to ear or underneath it trying to lift still offering an occasional smirk.
He can be explosive so don’t shake too much. But otherwise can truly accomplish anything.
A handsome gentleman with a charming smile. Has the greatest respect for life and people. A great sense of humor, easy going and modest. An even greater sense of adventure. But has been known to be a day dreamer at times. A person that believes in all people, until they have proven otherwise, and even then might still believe in you. His aura is amazing, slightly insane but pure. The only force stronger than his aura is his heart. To be loved by, is to be… Truly... Loved.
Gives his heart and soul to the people he cares for. He is either on top of the world smiling ear to ear or underneath it trying to lift still offering an occasional smirk.
He can be explosive so don’t shake too much. But otherwise can truly accomplish anything.
Dilshad by bluecherry January 27, 2013
dilfication
The process of becoming a DILF or DILF-like. Is not limited to literal fathers, applicable to any man as long as they are grown adults who have shown immense physical maturation and acted as a paternal figure within that period.
Girl 1: Did you notice the dilfication of Qian Kun these past two years?
Girl 2: Yeah! Taking care of WayV really made him glow.
Girl 2: Yeah! Taking care of WayV really made him glow.
dilfication by itwasforthepeople October 14, 2020
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