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A term for a dildo attached to a motorized machine that can move at rapid speeds.
The saw part in Dildosaw refers to it moving really fast and if used wrong can saw/rip thru your asshole
Jackson Hey doc, my ass is a bit... destroyed
doctor sex How do you mean?
Jackson I tried that Dildosaw stuff and it went wrong
Doctor sex Oh Jackson why do you always do these things you might not be able to poop ever again
dildosaw by Cesare simp April 29, 2021
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dildosack 

alternate of derogatory word douchebag, usually being able to be used interchangably with the word douchebag, but in place of douchebag if the person was doing something incredibly stupid at the same time as they are being a doughebag.
"remember that time that that woman swerved into your lane going 80 on the interstate while talking on her cell phone, puting on makeup, and smoking, and then when you honked at her, she flipped you the bird?"

"yeah, i remember. what a dildosack."
dildosack by suq madiq August 4, 2009

Dildosaurus 

A giant douche bag, and or dildo. Someone who gets on other peoples nerves.
Jeez, why is Joe such a dildosaurus?
Dildosaurus by TK9X3 July 8, 2010

Dildosaur 

a teacher that stares over your shoulder and has BAD breathe like hes sticking a dildo in ur butt
That Dildosaur sub is WEIRD
Dildosaur by Will December 6, 2004
A chainsaw where the teeth are made of dildos
Oh shit he's got a dildsaw
Dildsaw by Channman September 15, 2017

dildosaurus 

a dildosaurus is a dinosaur that lives in the Amazon rainforest and feeds of human female hikers. it has a body of a t- rex and a dildo head. it makes noises like blublululu
I saw a wild dildosaurus while on my adventure through the Amazon rainforest.

dildohawk 

The typical hairstyle of a Tool, or douche bag. Greatly resembles one that of a Fohawk, but with a stronger and slightly more negative connotation to an indavidual's level of "tool-ness".
The guys that work at Abercrombie and Fitch generally sport the dildohawk.
dildohawk by professor panda January 18, 2011
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