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dildosack

alternate of derogatory word douchebag, usually being able to be used interchangably with the word douchebag, but in place of douchebag if the person was doing something incredibly stupid at the same time as they are being a doughebag.
"remember that time that that woman swerved into your lane going 80 on the interstate while talking on her cell phone, puting on makeup, and smoking, and then when you honked at her, she flipped you the bird?"

"yeah, i remember. what a dildosack."
by suq madiq August 4, 2009
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dildosicle

A dildo made by freezing water inside a condom. For best results, freeze in unlubricated condom (to keep freezer clean), but apply just a bit of lube prior to use. Also best when using frozen dildosicle while still inside the condom (less mess, no drip).
I just got my girl off with hot oral and a dildosicle.
by Quietly freaky September 21, 2017
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dildo sack pie

The result of hastily extracting a dildo from a partner's anus and accidentally lathering the ball sack with residual fecal matter.
My girlfriend was about to climax so I got nervous and pulled the dildo out of her asshole, resulting in a dildo sack pie. I had to wash my balls for an hour.
by K.O.T.W. April 16, 2010
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dildock

Noun.
1. A person who you have a low opinion of.
2. A place or oraphus on ones body where a dildo can be docked/inserted.
Bobby Joe's ass is an international dildock. He gets visitors from all over the globe!
by ultimate_agp October 17, 2006
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dillsack onchin

antagonist in JAKE THE PIMP feature movie.

or, anyone you personally know, that deserves to have a dick in their mouth, and a hairy, sweaty, smelly sack of balls on their chin.
at the club Joe returns from the restroom to find some lame guy hitting hard on his girlfriend.

Joe: hey aren't you that famous asian actor Dillsack Onchin?!

Alvin: I don't know, am I?
by sandspit November 25, 2007
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dildowhack

The act of murdering someone using only the 2ft long pink dildo found in a police station toilet in the popular video game, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
"Oh my god, I let my 4yr old have a go at the motorbike chase for 5 minutes, I take a phone call and when I come back he's dildowhacking a cop!"
by Mr_Dom April 29, 2008
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Dildoscular

Relating to or similar to a dildo
You may say something like this to a friend or person you know “Mathias you are so dildoscular” or you may say “that is so dildoscular”
by Mathiasisdildoscular December 23, 2018
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