dildosack 

alternate of derogatory word douchebag, usually being able to be used interchangably with the word douchebag, but in place of douchebag if the person was doing something incredibly stupid at the same time as they are being a doughebag.

"remember that time that that woman swerved into your lane going 80 on the interstate while talking on her cell phone, puting on makeup, and smoking, and then when you honked at her, she flipped you the bird?"

"yeah, i remember. what a dildosack."

dildosack by suq madiq August 4, 2009

dildosicle 

A dildo made by freezing water inside a condom. For best results, freeze in unlubricated condom (to keep freezer clean), but apply just a bit of lube prior to use. Also best when using frozen dildosicle while still inside the condom (less mess, no drip).

I just got my girl off with hot oral and a dildosicle.

dildosicle by Quietly freaky September 21, 2017

dildo sack pie 

The result of hastily extracting a dildo from a partner's anus and accidentally lathering the ball sack with residual fecal matter.

My girlfriend was about to climax so I got nervous and pulled the dildo out of her asshole, resulting in a dildo sack pie. I had to wash my balls for an hour.

dildo sack pie by K.O.T.W. April 16, 2010

dildock 

Noun.
1. A person who you have a low opinion of.
2. A place or oraphus on ones body where a dildo can be docked/inserted.

Bobby Joe's ass is an international dildock. He gets visitors from all over the globe!

dildock by ultimate_agp October 17, 2006

dillsack onchin 

antagonist in JAKE THE PIMP feature movie.

or, anyone you personally know, that deserves to have a dick in their mouth, and a hairy, sweaty, smelly sack of balls on their chin.

at the club Joe returns from the restroom to find some lame guy hitting hard on his girlfriend.

Joe: hey aren't you that famous asian actor Dillsack Onchin?!

Alvin: I don't know, am I?

dillsack onchin by sandspit November 25, 2007

dildowhack

The act of murdering someone using only the 2ft long pink dildo found in a police station toilet in the popular video game, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

"Oh my god, I let my 4yr old have a go at the motorbike chase for 5 minutes, I take a phone call and when I come back he's dildowhacking a cop!"

dildowhack by Mr_Dom April 29, 2008

Dildoscular 

Relating to or similar to a dildo

You may say something like this to a friend or person you know “Mathias you are so dildoscular” or you may say “that is so dildoscular”

Dildoscular by Mathiasisdildoscular December 23, 2018