dildorium

A dildo emporium!

Helen liked to show off her collection of dildos in her own personal dildorium

by Vanilla kinks June 25, 2019

dildonium

The hardest metal element known to women and gay men.

Let's make a new spacecraft out of dildonium.

by DanSexy January 6, 2008

dildonium

the element that dildos are made from.

wow! i know what this is!its dildonium

by seymour sacs April 2, 2009

dildorino

A term frequently used to describe someone as dildo like. This is what separates the term from dick. Calling someone a dick is referencing that their behavior is alike that of male genitalia, or overall acting as if their intentions are to fuck someone over. A dildorino is a someone with behavior similar to that of a sex toy; they will never go out on their own to screw anyone, but as soon as someone wants to fuck someone over they will jump at the opportunity to help.

"Jamie you effing dildorino," Dan continued, "You knew that he was drawing that dick on my face, didn't you?"

by ThaBusterD July 5, 2016

dildoism

The religion of followers of Dildo Hobbes.

"I am a follower of Dildoism, and I worship in my local Weak House. You should join us next week at one of our meetings."

by Anonymous February 3, 2005

dildorider

a girl who loves riding a dildo

I'll show you how to meet dildorider for online sex chat.

by oksyterracyna February 11, 2010

Dildonius

Dildonius is a name given to somebody or something when a certain level of retardedness or stupidness has been reached; when you have become dumber than a dildo.

"How many times do I have to fucking tell you Dildonius?! You're OTHER left!!!!" yelled the Drill Sergeant.

"Yes Drill Sergeant" replied the Private.

by A$$holius March 30, 2015