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Urethral 

When something is very good, we shall define it with the adjective “ URETHAL”.
It illustrates the act of amazement.
For example, Beyoncé looks beautiful in her Versace, we say “so urethral”.
Urethral by Lllllallllllaaa January 26, 2023

urethral 

1) Adjective for "urethra"
2) An (un)intentional misspelling of the word "ethereal" when describing someone's beauty or charm
Person 1: she's so urethral
Person 2: you mean ethereal...?
urethral by repufolklore January 17, 2025

Urethral Fisting 

Insertion of the fist into the urethra of a male.
Jack usually likes to take it shoulder deep in the ass, but today he was feeling particularly raunchy and tried urethral fisting on himself.
Urethral Fisting by Spic Dickuloid January 22, 2017

Urethral Discipline 

The ability for a male to control the stream of urine from the penis. It also includes the ability to control when and how much urine comes out. Having a high degree of urethral discipline ensures that one is able to accurately urinate in the bowl/urinal without making a mess.
I don't have the urethral discipline I had when I was a youth.
Urethral Discipline by Globetard November 1, 2021

Urethral Social Networking 

The Clap.
I have over 200 friends on my Urethral Social Networking page.

urethral splinter torture 

A very painful process in which someone sticks a splinter down your penis and it gets stuck
My friend gave me urethral splinter torture
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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