didding 

the process of physically and mentally withering from existence

can be alternately used as did, to did, and didded

"I ate my shit thinking it was chocolate, imma just go did" "Didding is an excellent lifestyle choice

didding by Alexandra Moonlight August 26, 2023

didding around

Messing with a boy that wants to hang out with gangsters

Hey! he is didding around and he shouldn't do that

didding around by oreolover3 May 11, 2026

dudding

The semi-professional art of doing of nothing productive. Apparel may include "dudding trousers" (pyjama bottoms) and a "dudding cave" (bedroom). Large amounts of comfort and food are a priority, while physical exertion is frowned upon.
It is particularly prevalent when hung over or on sick days, and often features long hours of television, films, computer games and/or masturbation.

"I dudded around in the living room playing Champ Manager for 10 hours while watching cricket, eating bacon and drinking milk."
"That's good dudding..."
"I know."

dudding by Sir Duddy of Scranalot April 16, 2009

Doddington 

Doddington is located inbetween the inbred town of Chatteris and the cat loving society of Wimblington. It has a hospital which works less days than a man on the doll from Manchester and is most famous for the fact that the only pubs in the village are 20 feet apart. In the centre of the village is a clocktower built in 1897 in commemoration of the Diamond Jubilee of Queen Victoria, which when drink driving home from the two pubs is a pain in the arse to miss. The inhabitants love a good moan which includes how much Doddington is a shit-hole and want to move yet are sucked in to stay because its boredom is enjoyable and they're miserable bastards. It is most famous for the fact that the only pubs in the village are 20 feet apart. It also has one shop which sells goods cheaper than Wimblington's making it a bargain for the locals and one less thing to moan about.

'I like imbreds and cats, I think I may move to Doddington.'

Pascal: 'Hey Jimmy, did your mum find a house to move to?'
Jimmy: 'Nope, we decided to stay here because we love a good moan.'

Doddington by CLACALAL November 2, 2011

diddling her twat 

fingering, or playing with a girls vagina.

Oh, he's probably diddling her twat.

diddling her twat by landothecowboy666 December 8, 2010

diddling

In short, to fool around with oneself; to masturbate; to commit Onanism.

Preferring toys to men, she diddled Valentine's night away.

diddling by rokesmith February 14, 2005

dedding 

a word that can mean literally anything and can be used in whatever context the speaker wishes to use it in.

Debby : Yeah he be dedding all day

dedding by bob taz August 23, 2021