Delding

A specialised form of welding performed by the artisan Derek ‘Delboy’ of Delboy’s Garage.

The two types of Delding:
-MIG Delding. This involves splattering blobs of birdshit weld somewhere on the work piece. Welder settings do not matter, nor does achieving penetration. The metal may blow through, this does not matter.

The weld is then gouged away using the edge of an “erosion disc”. It doesn’t matter how much weld you remove or how many gouges you make in the metal. This will be corrected in the most important part, filling. Slather on a minimum of 3-5mm of body filler. Ignore the specified amount of hardener. Filler should be the colour of raw salmon and should start hardening within 30 seconds of mixing.

-AlumiDelding.

Use “Alumiweld” brazing rods and a flame. Heat the rods until they drip molten metal on the piece. Use (anything) to spread it around. If the piece you’re AlumiDelding is structural, you can always add some kind of silicone or “Liquid Nails”.

The finishing process is the same as with MIG Delding, but it’s advisable to use more filler as it will be required for structural integrity of the piece.

Finally the piece deserves expert finishing with the finest, cheapest can of black paint you can find. “Tough Black” is the industry standard for Delding.

Apply the paint with reckless abandon, do not worry about the thickness of the coats, nor the amount of dust and debris in the room. Runs, fish eyes and pieces of fluff add an important texture.

I was going to weld up a new subframe but I decided on Delding it instead. I’ve bought some Alumiweld rods and 1kg of body filler, and a cheap clothing rack for the raw material

by zoffler69420 May 23, 2025

Dellinger Special

A Dellinger Special is a sexual act where one party shits in the shower while the other party watches. This is popularly done in BDSM and is perceived as a portrayal of dominance. This term is native to Trinidad and is considered slang.

P1: I heard Tays and Stella were going to do the Dellinger Special.
P2: No way, I've been wanting to try that

by TrinidadSlang January 25, 2020

Deading

To pretend to be dead. To lie down in a manner in which someone would be presumed dead. Usually done with a group of friends for comical reasons or just out of plain boredom. In order to successfully Dead you must have a picture taken of the person Deading and the Dead must be named.

Let's all just start Deading in the elevator.
Bro I'm about to pull off a Dead Elevator, you down?

by mustbenew September 17, 2011

Diligent Dellinger

Someone who is a hard worker and can multi-task.

She was a good hire, I see her over there working like a Diligent Dellinger.

by BurntNostalgia December 5, 2011

Deading

The act of cutting off all communication with someone

"I can't believe she's just deading me after we'd been friends for so long."

by CentaurCat January 28, 2017

delingpole

A stubbornly deluded idiot, one who refuses to acknowledge their errors. Blind in the face of evidence, and prepared to make any claim that would support their argument, no matter how outlandish.

"People who disagree with my opinions threaten my children with death on a daily basis. That's how right I am."

"James, you're such a delingpole."

by oxford english dick March 11, 2012

Delking

A new found phenomenon for the random hookups out there- with the few and strange people who will fool around, but not actually kiss or make out. Worst thing ever.

Yeah, he was really cute but we only delked.
"My mom doesn't realize that when I say I have never kissed someone before, its because I'm only into delking"

by Delkee December 23, 2009