Dildank

A Marijuana nugget of fallic nature.

Wow, that nug looks like a penis... No, its a Dildank!

Dildank by dildankasuarus January 16, 2011

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dildano

(Noun) Any object that cannot under any circumstances be considered a dildo.

Guy 1: "Hey man can she use that as a dildo?"
Guy 2: "Considering that it's sawblade, I'm going to have to say that it's a dildano.

dildano by Legolas10100 May 7, 2020

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Dildank • dildack • dildan • dildang • Dildangle • dildano • Dildonk • Dildonkulous • Dillankumar Patellian Faggotry • Dilwank

Dildonkulous

/'dildōnkyələs/ Adjective: WAYYY beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous. This echelon of absurdity can only be associated with dildos.

Stacy: Can you believe Adam didn't reply to my texts last night?

Rebecca: No way! I can't -

A dildo swoops through the air, slaps Rebecca forcefully on the cheek and flies away.

Rebecca: Oh my god, what was that?

Stacy: I don't know, girl. That was dildonkulous!

Dildonkulous by JulianoBodega October 31, 2012

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Slang Dildangin'

A process inspired by the accurately named "Slang Dangin'" this process requires the aid of a plastic paynus substitute otherwise known as a "dildo." The difference of this is that two females are involved in said phenomenon where one female using a sexual aid device will then assault the delicate lady parts of a girl who is about to become one Slang Dildangin' less innocent. If preformed properly escape is not possible due to paralysis from the waist down.

Guyface: Did you hear ashley cant walk?
Girlface: yea! her and breadquanda were Slang Dildangin' last night!
Guyface: poor ashley!

Slang Dildangin' by TheInfamousKiDd November 14, 2014