dijonnaise 

1. (noun) mustard and mayo in the same bottle, produced by American corporation Best Foods

2. (verb) to ejaculate

1. Bro, my hot dog is lacking, pass me that dijonnaise.

2. Bitch, I'ma dijonnaise on yo face!

dijonnaise by bayareaconductors-weruntrain June 9, 2009

dnaonnaise 

Portmanteau of DNA and mayonnaise. Origin unclear. Refers to male ejaculate; semen; jizz.

"Stacey texted me last night. I think she wants my DNAonnaise."

dnaonnaise by Justin Herbert February 20, 2015

dijonaise 

mustard and mayo mixed together

salmon with a dijonaise sauce

dijonaise by deja vu February 10, 2021

dickonnaise 

Semen. From a human. Male. So named because of its similarity to mayonnaise, a common condiment, and its utensil of origin, the dick.

Last night's wank-a-thon left on the table stains of dickonnaise spread everywhere, an unpleasant task awaited for the butler.

dickonnaise by tha Trollfather July 1, 2018

Dijonase 

Boss bish. Stepping fully into her femininity. The best people you’ll ever meet. Literally perfect. You cannot live without them. Your life is better because of them. You’ll love every minute with them.

Get you a Dijonase.

You must think you’re Dijonase.

Dijonase is the moment. She is iconic.

Dijonase by draedenlover November 23, 2021