dnaonnaise 

Portmanteau of DNA and mayonnaise. Origin unclear. Refers to male ejaculate; semen; jizz.

"Stacey texted me last night. I think she wants my DNAonnaise."

dnaonnaise by Justin Herbert February 20, 2015

dijonnaise 

1. (noun) mustard and mayo in the same bottle, produced by American corporation Best Foods

2. (verb) to ejaculate

1. Bro, my hot dog is lacking, pass me that dijonnaise.

2. Bitch, I'ma dijonnaise on yo face!

dijonnaise by bayareaconductors-weruntrain June 9, 2009

DNAyonnaise 

A thick creamy condiment secreted from the male glands, often enjoyed tossed into salads, drizzled onto tacos, spread on clams or sometimes a filling for a savoury donut. notably high in cholesterol and genetic information.

I would happily let you bust a load of hot DNAyonnaise into my beef burger, anything but ranch.

DNAyonnaise by ChairSniffer1000 October 4, 2025