"My wifi doesn't allow..."
"dinggle hopper"
"huh... i was trying to say...."
"DINGGLE HOPPER"
"pokemon go...."
*awkward silence for 15 seconds*
"still a dinggle hopper"

Dinggle hopper by Brain_Much March 17, 2017

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dinggleberrie(s)

a dinggleberrie is simply a piece of shit stuck in the fur located around the ass of any animal.(usually a bison when its hair is grown long during the winter months.

holy shit! do u see that massive dinggleberrie hangin from that bison's ass!

dinggleberrie(s) by asia will July 11, 2004

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dinggle berries

When shit gets stuck to the hair behind your balls after you take a shit.

I guess i didnt wipe good enough, i've got some mad dinggle berries.

dinggle berries by bennyBb May 29, 2007

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dogbogglery

Stupidity of such flagrance that even a dog would be boggled by it.

Jack: Wait, Mitt Romney just said 47% of his electorate were losers and his job would be to ignore them?
Jake: Sheer dogbogglery.

dogbogglery by Pipe Downn October 27, 2012

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dinggleberry

is when you take a shit, and it has the following: corn, hair, solid items not eatable any more.

the hillbilly had a dinggleberry stuck to his ass

dinggleberry by joseph lauderman March 5, 2005

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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