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submitting to the Dierks Side
When one reverts to their college behavior after a couple years in the real world. Especially if your college behavior involved being a whore mongering drunk.
submitting to the Dierks Side by Swanagram February 19, 2010
Dirck
Noun; The absence of Ritalin. Uncontrollable spouts of random words that fly at high velocity and intonations. Master of Kendo and other forms of fighting. A cross between something about mary and the chipmunks.
Calm down man, your being a dirck right now.
Can you pass me a bottle of dirck.
I'm gonna go dirck on your ass.
Can you pass me a bottle of dirck.
I'm gonna go dirck on your ass.
Dirck by David and Dan March 2, 2008
dierky
dierky by Anonymous2006.Dierky July 6, 2006
Dierksen
The act of steping off of the last stair and thinking there is another following it-- but there isn't, and your foot awkwardly and exaggerantly slams to the surface beneath you.
dierking
A state or act of coming to such a state that is typically characterized by the hyper-postmodernist feelings of distanced existential alienation. It is often mistakenly confused with social elitism, but it is actually a projection of quixotic narratives to exceedingly precarious and non-existent relationships. Often misspelled and/or mispronounced by the general public.
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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