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A Diercks gets all the hoes, they are so cool everyone likes a Diercks in their life, especially if it’s a David Diercks those are the sexiest, best, coolest, hottest, people u will ever meet. You won’t meet many because normally they are with all those hoes
Hoe #1 THAT GUY IS SO HOT OMG
Hoe #2 OMG YESSSSSS
Hoe #3 You guys know why right
How #4 He is a DIERCKS
Hoe #5 Not just any DIERCKS
Hoe #6 DAVID DIERCKS
Hoe #7-26 OMG NO WAY
diercks by _Mike_Hunt_ November 16, 2020
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submitting to the Dierks Side 

When one reverts to their college behavior after a couple years in the real world. Especially if your college behavior involved being a whore mongering drunk.
Dude, Craig was real drunk last night. I think he was submitting to the Dierks Side.

Dierksen 

The act of steping off of the last stair and thinking there is another following it-- but there isn't, and your foot awkwardly and exaggerantly slams to the surface beneath you.
*sound of awkward foot-stomp*

By-stander: "Dude, you totally dierksen'd off of the last stair."
You: "No I didn't..."
By-Stander: "Yes you did."
Dierksen by Jenn-ay August 11, 2008
Dierck Smokes the most weed, surfs the best, and pulls the most bitches
Ayy where’s Dierck I need some tree
dierck by Dierck December 2, 2020

Dercksen 

A legendary title passed down through generations of the greatest dominatrixes, to proquire such a title one must become irresistible to all men and their fathers above the height of 4 foot. If you do meet a dercksen E prepared for the fight of your life that you won't enjoy but they will.
Ross ; I met a dercksen last night
Nunes ; how are you walking straight
Ross ; I don't know
Dercksen by HandmadeMars16 June 16, 2021