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see-through didgeridoo 

An Australian slang word for a glass pipe tipicaly used for smoking meth, ice or crack
Wanna come round and play the see-through didgeridoo?

didgeridon't 

Something any self-respecting Aussie wouldn't be caught dead* doing.

Drinking Foster's
Calling a Prawn a shrimp
Molesting marsupials and/or stingrays
Pronouncing Melbourne as "Mel-born"
Being from Canberra

* With the exception of number 3
Sam was out on walkabout in the billabong finger-blasting koalas again, that's a definite didgeridon't.
didgeridon't by DingoPounder November 30, 2020

didgeridoo 

An aerophone (a musical instrument played by buzzing the lips and blowing) indigenous to Australia's Aboriginal people. The birthplace of the didgeridoo is thought to be North East Arnhemland in the Northern Territory of Australia.

The didgeridoo traditionally, is a termite hollowed eucalyptus tree branch or trunk.

"Didgeridoo" is a colonial term for the instrument. The one of indigenous names for it in NE Arnhemland is "yirdaki."
Hey, mate, that balanda can blow a didgeridoo!
didgeridoo by Karl November 19, 2004

Whacking the didgeridoo 

A term Aussie cunts with big dicks use when they are going to masturbate
Friend 1: What you doing tonight
Friend 2: Probably going to be whacking the didgeridoo to some porn

didgeridon't 

People who hate the sound that a didgeridoo makes call it a didgeridon't.
I fucking hate that cocksucking didgeridon't being "played" by the dock! Sounds like a motherfucking wounded elephant trying to give birth!!! :-(
didgeridon't by Telephony September 12, 2016

Dirty Didgeridoo

After unprotected anal sex the woman gives the man a blow job.
Guy #1: "Yo Man, Suzie surprised me with a blow job after anal last night"

Guy #2: "They call that a Dirty Didgeridoo"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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