didgeridoos

Digits, phone number, mathematics

D: Hey man, what happened with that girl you were talking to?
T: I got her didgeridoos son!

by Hace The Ace October 24, 2007

see-through didgeridoo

An Australian slang word for a glass pipe tipicaly used for smoking meth, ice or crack

Wanna come round and play the see-through didgeridoo?

by Bridingdirty February 27, 2019

didgeridon't

Something any self-respecting Aussie wouldn't be caught dead* doing.

Drinking Foster's
Calling a Prawn a shrimp
Molesting marsupials and/or stingrays
Pronouncing Melbourne as "Mel-born"
Being from Canberra

* With the exception of number 3

Sam was out on walkabout in the billabong finger-blasting koalas again, that's a definite didgeridon't.

by DingoPounder November 30, 2020

didgeridoo

An aerophone (a musical instrument played by buzzing the lips and blowing) indigenous to Australia's Aboriginal people. The birthplace of the didgeridoo is thought to be North East Arnhemland in the Northern Territory of Australia.

The didgeridoo traditionally, is a termite hollowed eucalyptus tree branch or trunk.

"Didgeridoo" is a colonial term for the instrument. The one of indigenous names for it in NE Arnhemland is "yirdaki."

Hey, mate, that balanda can blow a didgeridoo!

by Karl November 19, 2004

Whacking the didgeridoo

A term Aussie cunts with big dicks use when they are going to masturbate

Friend 1: What you doing tonight
Friend 2: Probably going to be whacking the didgeridoo to some porn

by Lil Smithy October 30, 2018

didgeridon't

People who hate the sound that a didgeridoo makes call it a didgeridon't.

I fucking hate that cocksucking didgeridon't being "played" by the dock! Sounds like a motherfucking wounded elephant trying to give birth!!! :-(

by Telephony September 12, 2016

Dirty Didgeridoo

After unprotected anal sex the woman gives the man a blow job.

Guy #1: "Yo Man, Suzie surprised me with a blow job after anal last night"

Guy #2: "They call that a Dirty Didgeridoo"

by Misty Napier June 14, 2010