didgeridon't 

Something any self-respecting Aussie wouldn't be caught dead* doing.

Drinking Foster's
Calling a Prawn a shrimp
Molesting marsupials and/or stingrays
Pronouncing Melbourne as "Mel-born"
Being from Canberra

* With the exception of number 3

Sam was out on walkabout in the billabong finger-blasting koalas again, that's a definite didgeridon't.

didgeridon't by DingoPounder November 30, 2020

didgeridon't 

People who hate the sound that a didgeridoo makes call it a didgeridon't.

I fucking hate that cocksucking didgeridon't being "played" by the dock! Sounds like a motherfucking wounded elephant trying to give birth!!! :-(

didgeridon't by Telephony September 12, 2016

didgeridon't 

A request to annoying busking hippies.

After enduring half an hour of atonal unaboriginal droning, I finally went over to the be-dreadlocked raga muffin and politely said "Please, dude, didgeridon't!".

didgeridon't by napalicious July 4, 2008

Didgeridoo me throat mate 

Australian slang for a throat fuck

Justin : Fancy a Barbie tonight mate?

Paul : Yeah be there @ 7

Justin : Great, don’t be late to didgeridoo me throat mate!

“Fuck yeah, didgeridoo me throat”

Didgeridoo me throat mate by JangelinaMcCuntea May 20, 2019

Digeridont 

because us Australians say were gonna didgeridoo something that dosent mean we digeridont do it

how about you digeridont mate

Digeridont by notsouratall June 1, 2020

see-through didgeridoo 

An Australian slang word for a glass pipe tipicaly used for smoking meth, ice or crack

Wanna come round and play the see-through didgeridoo?

see-through didgeridoo by Bridingdirty February 27, 2019

Whacking the didgeridoo 

A term Aussie cunts with big dicks use when they are going to masturbate

Friend 1: What you doing tonight
Friend 2: Probably going to be whacking the didgeridoo to some porn

Whacking the didgeridoo by Lil Smithy October 30, 2018