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Didgeridoobie

a didgeridoo that has been reperposed by kangaroos the animal to smoke weed
four kangaroos, also known as a pod of kangarai were smoking their didgeridoobie. Phil, the one smoking the didgeridoobie at the time, coughed into the didgeridoobie, leading to Tom's face getting se on fire. In a panic he stuck his face in a bush to put it out and in the process he lit it on fire. Some say that's how the fires in Australia got started.
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didgeridoodle

An Aussie slang term for penis, particularly Australian or Aboriginal penises.
No shrimp on the barbie jokes while me didgeridoodle's hanging out, cheers mate.
didgeridoodle by asdf94754 May 26, 2015

Didgeridoodle

A nickname for penis. Often used jokingly when Australians are involved in the subject matter.
"Oi, you see that bird there, mate? She was sucking off my didgeridoodle last night!"
Didgeridoodle by Awemage May 26, 2015

Didgeridooing 

Putting a didgeridoo inside of your vagina/anus and farting/queefing into it to amplify the sound
“I don’t play the didgeridoo, but I do like didgeridooing!”
Didgeridooing by Delaginger February 22, 2021

didgeridoob 

A really humongous joint(doob) of cannabis.
When I took just one hit off of this didgeridoob I rolled up, I was instantly flat on my back and was dreaming that I was in the Australian outback.
didgeridoob by Terminus_Est October 5, 2015
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Pee Calculus

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