Karl's definitions

windows XP

Another piece of sh*t made by microsoft. Who in there right mind would choose this over linux?

Dude, why the hell did u pay for that load of crap?
"I like windows, its easy to use"

by Karl March 14, 2004

ner

Slang for "boner"; an erection.

"I've got the fattest ner right now."

by Karl December 20, 2003

Hot Karl

Having anal marmalade ooze into your mouth

After receiving a hot karl, food tastes better

by karl March 17, 2003

supersaw

a saw that is really super. it has like, a huge diamond blade on it and it cuts through basically anything. anything.

i've never really heard the term "supersaw" in reference to electronic music production... i think that guy just made it up, considering that most synths nowadays have two oscillators that can be detuned by 50cents and a envelope controlled filter and amplifier you can basically make the supposedly elusive and magestic "supersaw" waveform with any modern synth, and probably most vintage ones that are about 20 years old.

by karl August 10, 2004

Kayess

the most l33t of all l33t hes quite the gangster and is also a pimp that sells ganje buds for lemmon seeds as he missed 2 yrs of school

oh look, theres kayess hes so secksay i wann fux him - nix

by karl April 1, 2005

900

an extremely difficult trick done on a skateboard where you do a mute grab and just spin backside until you don't even know which way is up. it's actually performed by adding a 540 to a 360; you have to wind up for the 360 while spinning the first 540. people don't realize how insane it really is.

tony hawk had to go the the chiropractor often while trying to learn the 9.

by karl July 10, 2004

All Totaly

Any one situation where you are at loss for words or phrases prior to any act about to be committed.

"Dude... let's get all totaly!"

by Karl November 11, 2003