diddle fuck

verb. To fuck around, to get nothing accomplished or take an unreasonably long time to get something done.

When the light turned green, the drivers in front of Mike played diddle fuck, and he was unable to get through before it turned red again.

by dont diddle-fuck in traffic December 30, 2007

Chicken Diddle Flam-a-Fuck

An extremely difficult and complex rudiment. Usually played with the foreskin of the penis.

Speaker #1: Man that shit was DOPE! What the fuck was that?
Speaker #2: Dawg that was that Chicken Diddle Flam-a-Fuck.
Speaker #3: Man I'ma play that wit my dick.

by A-ron and Young Boleezy February 18, 2009

Diddley fuck

When someone your working with doesn't know anything

Well I thought John knew the area well, but he doesn't know diddley fuck.

by bethel100 January 20, 2017

diddley fuck

To do absolutely nothing of importance for a period of time.

"What have you been up to?"
"Who me? I've been up to sweet diddley fuck"

by Rex Breakfast April 25, 2016

diddly-fuck

A person being without care or emotion for someone or something.

I don't give a diddly-fuck about you or your car.

by Cuke Lage July 27, 2017

piddly diddly fuck all

absolutely nothing

"have you done your chemistry home work for cekander?" "Yeah right ive dont piddly diddle fuck all."

by Mike Press March 22, 2004

jack diddley fuck

To do nothing. The word fuck at the end makes it worse than just doing jack diddley.

All my coworkers do all day is jack diddley fuck and I always have to clean up after the lazy bastards.

by jimmybomm April 21, 2022