didactile

didactile (noun); someone who is always telling everyone how it is. know-it-all.

Alvin was such a freakin' didactile he had no friends at all.

by sandspit July 31, 2007

directile dysfunction

A disability that causes those it afflicts to be unable to follow even the most simple instructions.

Bill: Dude, wtf!?! You were supposed to pick me up at the airport yesterday.

Tom: For realz? I thought that was tomorrow. My directile dysfunction must be acting up again.

by Jtothebizzy January 23, 2010

didactic

adj.
1. Intended to instruct or inform or inclined to moralize excessively. (e.g., a didactic story)

2. A word that is overused by English majors as a pretense to sound intellectual when they are actually stating an obvious and trivial fact.

"I liked the story, but it was a little too didactic for my taste."

by octechwriter September 25, 2007

didactic

a speech or writing that is didactic is intended to teach people a lesson

Usually whenever I do something wrong, my mom gives me a super long didactic speech! It gets pretty annoying after a while.

by BearCastle November 24, 2011

Directile Dysfunction

When your navigation system isn't working.

I wanted to go to Taco Bell, but my navigation to me to the post office. It must be having directile dysfunction.

by LemonZest June 19, 2016

didacticism

-noun

dih-dakt-a-siz-uhm

1. A word commonly used to fill a gap in knowledge; often appearing in conversation that surpasses the intellectual ability of the speaker.

The true aesthetic moment hangs in suspension between pornography and didacticism.

by Relyt44 April 24, 2011

[directile disfunction]

one who has a great deal of trouble of with directions.

isabella: "where's the bubble tea place?"
lily: "2 blocks to the left, then 1 block up, and then 6 blocks east"
priscilla: "fool, it's right across the street!"
isabella: "dannng girl you got yo self a bad case of directile disfunction"

by lilllllly December 16, 2008