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What happens when a smartass noob defines a word on urban dictionary,trying to be sarcastic but makes a fool of himself as he fails on his spelling.
Guy: a guy defined 3G on ud as soon to be obsolute!
Guy 2: you mean obsolete?
Guy : Yeah.
Guy 2:Dictofail...
DictoFail by RonDaOne March 17, 2011
Words you can keep

dictorial 

Someone said dictorial was a word and it's not. So I made it a word.
dictorial by Michael April 19, 2005

micro-dictorial 

Some one that is far more controlling and overbearing than a micro-manager. This person will not just tell you how to do something, they will stand over your shoulder and tell you step by step to do the task the way they would do it, not even allowing you to proceed if you know how to do it in a possibly better, different way. Could also be referred to as micro-dictatorial; but "micro-dictorial" flow more easily off the tongue.
My boss is one of the most "micro-dictorial" people I have ever know.
micro-dictorial by Snitas March 11, 2021

Dictorial 

When a person is not in charge, but acts like they are.
Gary sure was acting dictorial today. Does he think he's running this place?
Dictorial by Popo4242 December 21, 2018

Dictailor 

A tailor shop bases on designing, manufacturing, and making suits of dead or alive dictators of this world. Suits may also include movie style dictators like Star Wars, etc.
Wow this Mao suit I got was great, thanks Dictailors.
Dictailor by CrazyKraza March 24, 2011

dictoral 

From Facebook: "<referencing Ebonics> Hell no! I mean dictoral words, but listening to some mc's I'd never think to use some of the words they use."
dictoral by lxpetrik October 19, 2011

Dictorial 

A person or state in charge of a big group
john: I make teachers like me

Ben: I’m not changing my personality for a dictorial teacher
Dictorial by Jaejae501 April 23, 2021
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