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A prehistoric bird that was used to translate words/phrases.
Barney: Did you do anything fun last night?
Fred: Just gave Wilma a lefty cappuccino.
Barney: Hey Dictabird, what's a lefty cappuccino?
dictabird by Jerkin ma gerkin May 31, 2017
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Phil: Agnes, stop trying to fondle my dickybird!

Agnes: No!
Dickybird by Johnny Hookup October 16, 2021

Dickbird 

to be dickbirdy, to act like a dickbird aka douchepop, shittits. To act aloof like a lost mule in search of berries. To be generally lacking anything of use, help, or positive impact

A terrible lifting contraption designed to frustrate and possibly kill its occupants if neophytes. Most often found in the blazing sun during late july.
Stop being such a dickbird you dickbirdy mess up.

That is such a dickbird, i wish that didnt exist.

I got the damn dickbird stuck again i am going to kill myself.
Dickbird by Big Allio August 20, 2008
A woman of ill repute. A promiscuous female. A dirty, venerial whore who men should not touch with the longest of bargepoles.
"That Mavis is a right whore. Barry caught glowing herpes off her, the fecking dirtbird."
dirtbird by Murf Murphy. April 26, 2006
Irish slang used by scumbags for someone they consider morally lower than a scumbag, typically a paedophile or murderer.
"that Christy from number 98 deserves jail after what he did to jacinta, f&*kin dirtbird"
dirtbird by womoma April 15, 2005

Dickbird 

A “know it all”, some one who already “knew that”. All information is not new to them.
-“Hey Jonathan, did you know that every 157 years, Jupiter’s magnetic field pulls one of its moons 15 inches closer ?”
Jonathan- “oh yeah, I knew that. It’s actually 14.7 inches.”

-“Of course you did, Dickbird!”
Dickbird by Romanowski November 5, 2017

dirtybirdnation 

The most influential black man in Georgia, the son of MLK jr. The wolf of zone six who remarkably, even though he has severe autism, Schizophrenia, Obsessive–compulsive disorder, Bipolar disorder, Eating disorder, Anxiety disorder, Depression, Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Post-traumatic stress disorder, Personality disorder, Major depressive disorder, Autism spectrum disorder, Borderline personality disorder, Panic disorder, Somatoform disorder, Dissociative disorder, Psychosis, Generalized anxiety disorder, Anxiety, Anorexia nervosa, Schizoaffective disorder, Substance abuse, Mood disorder, Body dysmorphic disorder, Agoraphobia, erectile dysfunction, and type 2 diabetes can still function as a normal instagram influencer for the neo-Nazi group of Atlanta as well as the klan leader
You are dirtybirdnation
dirtybirdnation by Joehours March 6, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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