A picnic oriented date in which the male packs expensive and/or extravagant foods as an ellaborate scheme in hopes of having sexual encounters with the guest.
Man1: Hey I heard you're sexually active with that woman from the office.
Man2: Yeah broseph, took her on a dicnic! Girls can't resist the sparkling white wine and artisan breads.
A beautiful, and smart woman. She wears her emotions. Men have tried to tame her but only one has succeeded. her way is always the right way. So it's pointless to argue
Similiar to a picnic although after the peanut butter sandwiches and capri sun's, you spread out a blanket and have some hot rabid sex for several hours.
Me: Hey let's go on a picnic.
George: I do love a good picnic. But wouldn't that be kind of gay with only two guys?
Me: Not at all. I'll get some girls to come and fuck in the grass.
Ray: ALRIGHT! It's a DICKNICK!!!
The most horrendus, ghastly, smelly, retarded, gooey, raging, shitty shit on the face of the planet. God help you if you know someone that takes these kinds of shits.
Shawndavious: Ay man, listen I understand you taking a big dump in there, but you gotta get out of my bathroom eventually.
David: Alright man, I'm out! Thanks for letting me use your toilet, I was holding that in for 9 days!
Shawndavious: It's cool man-*Smells something Dibonic* MAN WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? BOY DID YOU TAKE A DIBONIC SHIT!?!
David: Yeah.... sorry man, hey I mean Febreze is on sale?
*Shawndavious pulls out a glock and shoots and kills David. He then proceeds to strap dibonic explosives to himself and blows up.
1) A person of very low intelligence
2) A person who spends the majority of his day kicking bags of air pointlessly
3) A stupid person with no future
4) A person far below yourself
'Dixonic' (adj):
1) To be of relation to Dixon
2) To do things that Dixon would do
'To Dixon' (verb):
1) To do the unspeakable
2) To kick a bag of air
3) To enjoy pointless activities involving bags of air
Noun: "Bloody Dixons outside again"
Adjective: "That's a very dixonic game"
Verb: "Oh god, he's started Dixoning"