dickyear

(A):Using entirely too much time for the petty little thing the person is doing,while another person,or other people are waiting,and on a tight schedule,usually making themselves and the other(s)late.
(B):When a project is,or will be expected to use up an extreme amount of time.

(A):Oh my God Kim,Swede is taking an entire dickyear!!!
(B):Man...it's gonna take a dickyear to get that engine put back together!
(C)"Yer takin' a dickyear man...we've got to go now"!!!

dickyear by Michael Krans November 24, 2006

Dickyard 

A place full of retarded dickheads

Support forum is a really big dickyard

Dickyard by eightincher June 14, 2015

Dickhearted 

Someone who has a dick where their heart should be. This condition causes one to be mean, inconsiderate, jackassy and unable to empathize with other humans. Currently, no know cure for dickheartedness exists. People with this condition will always be dickhearted assholes no matter what.

Of course Donald Trump hates Mexicans, he's Dickhearted. He has a dick where his heart should be.

Dickhearted by SuckABallYall June 13, 2016

Dickydarts

The colloquial terminology used to describe the score of 26 in a game of darts; consisting of hitting single 20; single 1 and single 5 in one visit to the oche.

Good 'Dickydarts' that boy.
You've got your 'Dickydarts' eye in tonight boy.
You missed a good session down the Royal Oak tonight boy. Dickydarts quality all night long.

Dickydarts by itfc1982 January 28, 2010

Dickbeard

1. Pubic hair.
2. Excessive pubic hair.
3. Pubic hair tailored and groomed to become a sort of long beard.
4. Sticky, cum-slathered pubic hair.

1. My dickbeard is gonna need a trim soon.
2. Damn your dickbeard is messy! Ever comb it?
3. My dickbeard is two feet long, beat that, idiot.
4. My girl had a dickbeard when I got done with her last week!

Dickbeard by Tom Warwick October 25, 2007

dick year 

(noun)- A length of time anywhere between a picosecond (one trillionth of a second) and a millenium (one thousand years). Usually used negatively or in the sarcastically positive.

1) Man, it took you a dick year to get here! What gives?

2) Oh great, you're here, and it only took a dick year!

dick year by Kwisatz Haderach May 13, 2005

Dick year 

A dick-year, also dick year or dickyear (symbol: dy), is a unit of length equal to just over 55 meters (or about 182 feet). As defined by the International Penile Union (IPU), a dick-year is the distance equivalent to the length of dicks a girl can go through in one Julian year (assuming a rate of one dick per day at a length of 15 centimeters or 6 inches per dick).

"Hey man, how far from home are we?" "About 47 dick years."

Dick year by SotoMizer May 7, 2013