dickwop

Dickwop is the definition of a “penis” waving around by itself uncontrollably.

“You’re such a dickwop, Sam”

by Fkbitchesgetmoney January 16, 2018

A whole dickworth

An SI measurement used to determine various large quantities.

"How fast were you going over the speed limit?"
"A whole dickworth!"

"How much of a headass is HRM?"
"A whole dickworth"

by Toasty99 February 10, 2017

dickopede

an insect with 100 dicks

dude, you look like you just been assfucked by a giant dickopede.

by ken power September 5, 2007

dickwipe

someone who is so useless that all they are capable of is wiping dicks, or a worthless asshole

That guy sure is a fucking dickwipe.
Who hired that dickwipe?

by TRAPPERDOG January 14, 2004

Dicktopping

Painting a large penis on the roof of your home, esp. as a means to vandalize Google Maps.

(Coined by Jeff Bakalar of CNET's "The 404" podcast.)

Billy was late for school because he was busy dicktopping.

by the404 March 24, 2009

Dickophobia

The fear of dicks, often brought on by negative interaction with male genitalia or trauma.

Dude, get your thing away from my face, I've got dickophobia!

by Boluptuous June 9, 2009

Dicklopediac

A person who finds it necessary to publish every word they can think of or the words of others in order to feel as though they have achieved some great accomplishment in life.

Oh my gulosh Mary, where does Marc get some of the words he says? Did he get that shit off Urban Dictionary or what? I don't know Mechelle since he thinks it's necessary to deliver his dicklitude with such sarcasm and you think it's in your denstiny to be a dicklopediac you should add his words if they aren't published yet.

by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008