dickworks 

Dickworks is any act representing an act that someone who is a 'dick' would have done or said.

This could also mean a body of work which represents someone who is known to be a 'dick' or 'douche'.

When bob posted on facebook 'I need better friends'

Bob's best friend then replied 'Ahem, dickworks'

Other example of dickworks:
Pushing an old lady/child down stairs.

dickworks by netdata November 2, 2009

A whole dickworth 

An SI measurement used to determine various large quantities.

"How fast were you going over the speed limit?"
"A whole dickworth!"

"How much of a headass is HRM?"
"A whole dickworth"

A whole dickworth by Toasty99 February 10, 2017

dickoris

cross between a dick and a clitoris... generally means your a fucking tosser

mate, your such a fucking dickoris

elise is a dickorise

dickoris by bannana March 25, 2004

Dicktoris 

A femals Clitoris that looks like a male Dick

Wow Pat was going to go down on Katie until he saw that she had a Dicktoris.... He just could not give he face.

Dicktoris by apaulyon April 2, 2010

dicktorus 

A clitorus of such a large size it resembles a small penis.

Oh my honey! I turned you on and it appears your clitorus looks like a dick! I shall name it Dicktorus

dicktorus by BigCountry1 January 16, 2011

Dickworthy 

It is the noun version of a person making a "dick" move. It is used when a person does an ignorant and/or diry action. Someone who is indeed worthy of dick, but in the bad way.

Wow...that was really dickworthy.

Giving someone a balltap is pretty dickworthy.

Dickworthy by OnTheFritz13 June 27, 2009

dicktocks

When a guys cock is growing out of his anus Causing the fecus to come out the sides in a cylindrical form like a plato/pasta maker. Millennial women prefer this to normal dick/buttocks combo.

Milgred preferred guys with stinky dicktocks to regular cock and balls.
Müsely was always stunting his fat dicktocks to all the guys at the party.

dicktocks by GerthPaul December 6, 2020