Dickwatching is any form of watching other men. Paying attention to how much money they've got, how much pussy they're getting, or generally engaging in any form of gossip.
Stuart: Damn, did you see Chad with that new girl on Thursday? I've never seen them together before..
John: Stop dickwatching.
John: Stop dickwatching.
by YoungEscapist July 24, 2019
The act of wearing your dick like a wristwatch. Accomplished by stretching your dick over your wrist, as though it were a watch. For added effect a clock face can be drawn on your dick.
by Soldat222 March 20, 2011
by GI Bro June 09, 2004