dickwatching

Dickwatching is any form of watching other men. Paying attention to how much money they've got, how much pussy they're getting, or generally engaging in any form of gossip.

Stuart: Damn, did you see Chad with that new girl on Thursday? I've never seen them together before..

John: Stop dickwatching.

dickwatching by YoungEscapist July 24, 2019

dick watching 

to stare at a mans penis while he is urinating, or for whatever reason has it exposed.

look at him, strait dick watching

dick watching by viciousk March 11, 2008

Dickwashing 

An equivalent to whitewashing where one assumes the gender of an unspecified person to be male based on subconscious stereotyping

“Dude if my FBI agent is reading this, he’s gonna be so grossed out.”
“Bro stop dickwashing, what if the FBI agent is a women huh?”

Dickwashing by Gayrey August 17, 2018

Dishwatching 

The shameful act of sitting at the dinner table and watching others do dishes. Sitting in such a manor that you could be confised for an old old wooden boat.

-"WTF, that son of a bitch bobby is dishwatching again."

- "Dont look now, but we gotta dishwatcher"

- "Is that an old old wooden boat?...no...nope thats a dishwatcher"

Dishwatching by a very - concerned citizen May 24, 2012

Dick Watching 

A verb. An action in which a covetous or envious individual is monitoring or speculating over the hoes(men or women) that another individual has in their life. This action is usually commuted out of jealousy or a deep sense of insecurity within oneself.

“Why these niggas dick watching? They always worried about who i’m with. They some bitch ass niggas.”

Dick Watching by smdsmdb February 4, 2024