Dickwatching is any form of watching other men. Paying attention to how much money they've got, how much pussy they're getting, or generally engaging in any form of gossip.
Stuart: Damn, did you see Chad with that new girl on Thursday? I've never seen them together before..
John: Stop dickwatching.
John: Stop dickwatching.
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An equivalent to whitewashing where one assumes the gender of an unspecified person to be male based on subconscious stereotyping
“Dude if my FBI agent is reading this, he’s gonna be so grossed out.”
“Bro stop dickwashing, what if the FBI agent is a women huh?”
“Bro stop dickwashing, what if the FBI agent is a women huh?”
by Gayrey August 17, 2018
Get the Dickwashing mug.The shameful act of sitting at the dinner table and watching others do dishes. Sitting in such a manor that you could be confised for an old old wooden boat.
-"WTF, that son of a bitch bobby is dishwatching again."
- "Dont look now, but we gotta dishwatcher"
- "Is that an old old wooden boat?...no...nope thats a dishwatcher"
- "Dont look now, but we gotta dishwatcher"
- "Is that an old old wooden boat?...no...nope thats a dishwatcher"
by a very - concerned citizen May 24, 2012
Get the Dishwatching mug.A verb. An action in which a covetous or envious individual is monitoring or speculating over the hoes(men or women) that another individual has in their life. This action is usually commuted out of jealousy or a deep sense of insecurity within oneself.
“Why these niggas dick watching? They always worried about who i’m with. They some bitch ass niggas.”
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