Dickwashing

An equivalent to whitewashing where one assumes the gender of an unspecified person to be male based on subconscious stereotyping

“Dude if my FBI agent is reading this, he’s gonna be so grossed out.”
“Bro stop dickwashing, what if the FBI agent is a women huh?”

by Gayrey August 17, 2018

dishwashington

A title only the mosy highly honored dishwashers ever claim. Its got a connotation relevant to those of Napoleon Bonaparte and Alexander the Great. Seldomly will you ever meet one.

Look Dishwashingtons just goin ham on them dishes.

by dishwashington September 10, 2014

dickwarming

The act of penetration between male and female, but not having the sex motion. Just cuddling with your penis inside of her: she keeps your dick warm.

“We were laying in bed, and I skipped it inside. We were dickwarming all night”

by Nicaddictlol December 6, 2020

Dishwashing Ass Gnomes

These are the things that come out of your ass and start washing dishes. Only a few people can actually get this technique to work

You there, Dishwashing Ass Gnome, make me a sandwich!

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

Dickfishing

When a man sends an unsolicited picture of a dick that is not his.

-His lil chubbers didnt look like much to be proud of.
-Are you saying he dickfished you?!

-I asked him what he was working with so he sent me a pic. When we hooked up it didn't even match.
-You got dickfished

-Bro I want to send a picture of my dick even though she didn't ask for it but it's ittybitty.
-Dude that dickfishing. Not cool man

by MotherOfWildlings April 14, 2020

dishwashing

A violent passion, soap and water colision, used to create a perfect unity between dish and man.

Maura- "Hey Mike, you wanna go out on a date on Saturday?"
Mike- "Nah thanks. I have some dishwashing to catch up on."
Maura- "Oh, I totally understand."
*goes and washes dishes.*

by deejaylovesmaddie December 14, 2009

Dishwashing

The act of mutual romance and erotic emotions through the physical pressing of lips against another's. This is similar to a regular kiss, however in this case it is more similar to but also exceeds to acts performed in a 'French Kiss' where not only does the tongue of one individual touch the tongue of their partner but also enter the mouth making contact with all areas of the partner's mouth as well as outside the mouth with close proximity to the partner's lips. This is known as dishwashing or being dishwashed.

The man grabbed the woman by the hips and snogged her violently, his tongue frequently entering her mouth. He was performing the dishwash. The woman was being dishwashed. The man was dishwashing the woman.

by TheDishwasher November 29, 2011