dickwatching

Dickwatching is any form of watching other men. Paying attention to how much money they've got, how much pussy they're getting, or generally engaging in any form of gossip.
Stuart: Damn, did you see Chad with that new girl on Thursday? I've never seen them together before..

John: Stop dickwatching.
by YoungEscapist July 24, 2019
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escapist

a person who immerses themselves in alternative reality; habitual diversion of the mind to purely imaginative activity or entertainment as an escape from reality or routine.
Food, sleep, sex, music, sports, video games, drugs etc. can all be forms of escapism employed by the escapist
by YoungEscapist March 09, 2012
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