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dickvomit 

When someone giving a blowjob gags so hard that they vomit.
I got so big, and she started gagging, next thing I knew she started to dickvomit. vomitdick jerkburp
dickvomit by dirty picasso June 2, 2012
Words you can keep

dickmitized 

To be so hypnotized by (or obsessed with) a guy's dick that a girl/guy will let them do crazy things and they think nothing is wrong with it
Jill got so dickmitized by that unemployed guy who smokes pot and sleeps on the beach that she let him borrow her car for a month and he drove it into the ocean.
dickmitized by Mr. Cynical DC August 1, 2010

Dickmitt 

A dickmitt is someone who is used only as an instrument of oral sex. Typically refers to a girlfriend or female that people know is only being used for sex as she is either not brilliant or not beautiful. It is a derogatory reference or used to insult a male about his significant other.
It's strange that Mark gets so worked up when we discuss His dickmitt! It's not like he'll admit to being in a relationship with Katie!

"Where's Joel?" "oh he left to get blown by his dickmitt Lisa"
Dickmitt by TLU November 12, 2011
Noun. A person who is tactful and skillful in managing delicate situations, handling people, etc., yet completely and totally insincere and self-serving throughout the process.
Steve proved to be quite the dicklomat when it became apparent that he cared neither for the outcome of the issue or the feelings of those parties involved.
dicklomat by VandoPlaysBass November 25, 2009
People on the internet who try to be overly politically correct and open minded, when in fact they are none of these things. Instead, they rant on the internet to appear better then the general public because of their opinions.
Person 1: Christopher read one article on a topical issue , he now thinks hes an expert and keeps preaching online.
Person 2: What a dicklomat!
Dicklomat by Elitist_destroyer March 11, 2016

dickometer 

A personal temperature gauge. Every male has one.
"I stuck my dickometer in that bitch to see how hot she was."
dickometer by angusvox April 26, 2009

Dickmitized 

Definition 1: When the dick is so good, you're not able to sleep, or function without it, and you can't wait have it again...in other words a man's dick game it so good you are literally hypnotized by it.

Definition 2: A state where as a female may become attached to a male counterpart after sexual intercourse, because his pipe game is unbelievably good...ultimately leading to instant arrousal when said man is in their presence.
"Zaddy layed the pipe so good that he got me dickmitized ."
Dickmitized by Redd_bandit619 February 4, 2017
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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