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dickvicted 

When one is on a dick, and after the dick orgasisms, one is evicted from said dick, due to sensitivity or fatigue.
Afterwards, he dickvicted me, by pushing me over to the other side of the bed.
dickvicted by hwritesw September 29, 2017
Words you can keep
I can't wait to go out tonight, I'm so dickcited!
dickcited by Tizzle Bone April 18, 2017

dickpicted 

this word is when your dick has been pictured by a camera or by a mind;) odd enough we came up with this in english class! TUPAC GANG 4 LIFE!! follow @tupachunters on instagram!
jeez dude you just got dickpicted
dickpicted by tupachunters January 4, 2018

Dickdicted 

Addicted to that dick.
John be off Tiffany's nuts so hard, I swear that boy is dickdicted and he ain't even smashed yet.

I beat them guts so legitly , that hoe Aaron will buy me whatever I ask for. She dickdicted and can't handle the withdrawals from saying no.
Dickdicted by MASTER ROZENBURG November 2, 2016

Dicklected 

Not having a dick appointment for quite some time

Last minute cancellation by dick appointment
I got dicklected last night

I feel dicklected
Dicklected by TulsaMaharani May 31, 2023

dickfisted 

To be wronged in such a way that it can't be undone. Usually through trickery or petty abuse of authority.
After I moved into the house heard the loud neighbors, I knew I'd been dickfisted.

When the boss called me into his office about the missing report, I knew my supervisor had dickfisted me.

I decided not to fight the ticket knowing that if I went to court, I'd just get dickfisted anyway...
dickfisted by Nuggets McGee August 10, 2006

Dickflicted 

Adj: The state of being uncertain about impending activity due to sexual and ethical implications.

The term is gender-neutral and pan-sexual.
Although the Cardinal's daughter was incredibly hot, Travis was dickflicted about taking action due to the potential for extreme negative consequences.
Dickflicted by Dickey22 February 21, 2019
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