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Dicktopia 

Land of magical wang in which genitalia possesses the taste of wonderment.

This Land boarders the South of Clitopia and the East of Nippleodeon.

This country has experienced several decades of civil war with Balldemonsland to the North and Anusiville in the DEEP south, the cause of which is unknown.
In Dicktopia the unicorn tastes and experiences the delightment of the dolphin's man nectare exhilaration of the taste buds is experienced by all who witness this feat
Dicktopia by Arch Bishop of Dicktopia February 20, 2011
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dicktopia 

The ideal conditions by which a despot effects his power.

The iterative series of psychological incentives which motivate fascists to support a dictator over plebiscitic (representationalist) rule.
Trump is no one less than Caesar in Dicktopia.
dicktopia by sandraxine June 27, 2018

Dictoria 

A short asian girl who is judgemental.
Victoria is a dictoria. benistoria
Dictoria by Guife23 March 17, 2013

Dicktopping

Painting a large penis on the roof of your home, esp. as a means to vandalize Google Maps.

(Coined by Jeff Bakalar of CNET's "The 404" podcast.)
Billy was late for school because he was busy dicktopping.
Dicktopping by the404 March 24, 2009

Dicktopping

a verb; the act of painting a penis on the roof of a house.
Rory McInnes saw a giant phallus on the roof of his house after dicktopping it the previous summer.
Dicktopping by 404Listener March 24, 2009

dicktopping

Drawing/painting a dick/penis on the roof of something so it can be seen by someone flying over. This word was invented on the CNET podcast "404". http://www.cnet.com/8301-13952_1-10203032-81.html?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=Crave

see origin:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2336886.ece

dude, did you see me dicktopping the school last night!?!? i hope the news helicopter sees it when they fly over!
dicktopping by BsbllUH11C March 24, 2009

dicktopping

The act of drawing a large, visible penis on top of a structure or large moving vehicle like a bus or house.

Invented by Jeff Bakalar on Cnets the 404
Hey man we're going dicktopping, you wanna come?

Dude I was on google maps and somebody totally dicktopped that house!
dicktopping by Neo1513 March 24, 2009
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