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sucktopia 

The act of oral sex. also known as giving head. you send your boyfriend/man to sucktopia while performing this act.
"Shelby took Cory to sucktopia last night"
sucktopia by Panther69 January 15, 2008

dicktorias secret 

The store where guys buy grey sweat pants to show off their shlongs. Also known as the Nike store.
Chad: dude I need to go to dicktorias secret, it’s that time of the year again

Dicktopia 

Land of magical wang in which genitalia possesses the taste of wonderment.

This Land boarders the South of Clitopia and the East of Nippleodeon.

This country has experienced several decades of civil war with Balldemonsland to the North and Anusiville in the DEEP south, the cause of which is unknown.
In Dicktopia the unicorn tastes and experiences the delightment of the dolphin's man nectare exhilaration of the taste buds is experienced by all who witness this feat
Dicktopia by Arch Bishop of Dicktopia February 20, 2011
A place where sex is the number one priority.
Your bed is fucktopia.
Do you want to go to my fucktopia and have a good time.
fucktopia by spartain yankees April 26, 2009

dicktopia 

The ideal conditions by which a despot effects his power.

The iterative series of psychological incentives which motivate fascists to support a dictator over plebiscitic (representationalist) rule.
Trump is no one less than Caesar in Dicktopia.
dicktopia by sandraxine June 27, 2018

dicktophan

The physiologic response after sex similar to the response to tryptophan after eating turkey- sleepy, contented, full!
Lover after sex “I feel like I’ve been drugged baby”. Response “it’s the dicktophan”
dicktophan by BoiseJohn May 18, 2019
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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