Dickcision 

A decision that is made by your dick rather than your brain.

I know she was Jimmy's girl and I shouldn't have slept with her, but i made a bad dickcision.

Dickcision by A.J.L. February 18, 2010

dickcision 

a dickcision is a decision made solely on the basis of getting dicked down

Girl A: I can’t believe you did that thing
Girl B: I made a dickcision and now I have to live with it

dickcision by shesinthehouse December 14, 2017

Dickcision 

Dick-si-sions
Generally used in negative connotation.

The process in which all thought abandons the brain, and is consequently assigned to the genitalia.

Those Dickcisions are perfect example of “Thinking with the wrong head”

Dickcision by BreathingFire March 9, 2024

Dickcushion

Function: noun
Etymology: variant of pincushion
1. A woman in which the repulsive force between her knees keeps them from staying together.
2. A male bottom with a poop chute like a mail chute.
3. The main course at a gang-bang flambé

Pat really gets around. If (s)he keeps this up, (s)he'll be known as the human dickcushion.

Dickcushion by Rod Springer January 22, 2006

dickcussion 

When a man tally-whacks an individual across the head and/or face with his penis and causes either permanent or temporary memory loss, impaired speech, headache, dizziness; may result in moderate loss of motor skills.

Natalie went to a frat party and a got a nasty dickcussion.

dickcussion by Artholemule July 12, 2015

Dicision 

An extra important set of choices that is analyzed in a specific complex manner

The dicision was crucial to the success of the team

Dicision by Infamouslyfamous January 15, 2019

dicksionary

u use ur dick to read the dictionary

yo bruh buy me a beer lemme read my dicksionary for a secc

dicksionary by ElitePlays December 22, 2016