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Dickcision 

A decision that is made by your dick rather than your brain.
I know she was Jimmy's girl and I shouldn't have slept with her, but i made a bad dickcision.
Dickcision by A.J.L. February 18, 2010
Words you can keep

dickcision 

a dickcision is a decision made solely on the basis of getting dicked down
Girl A: I can’t believe you did that thing
Girl B: I made a dickcision and now I have to live with it
dickcision by shesinthehouse December 14, 2017

Dickcision 

Dick-si-sions
Generally used in negative connotation.

The process in which all thought abandons the brain, and is consequently assigned to the genitalia.
Those Dickcisions are perfect example of “Thinking with the wrong head
Dickcision by BreathingFire March 9, 2024

Dickcushion

Function: noun
Etymology: variant of pincushion
1. A woman in which the repulsive force between her knees keeps them from staying together.
2. A male bottom with a poop chute like a mail chute.
3. The main course at a gang-bang flambé
Pat really gets around. If (s)he keeps this up, (s)he'll be known as the human dickcushion.
Dickcushion by Rod Springer January 22, 2006

dickcussion 

When a man tally-whacks an individual across the head and/or face with his penis and causes either permanent or temporary memory loss, impaired speech, headache, dizziness; may result in moderate loss of motor skills.
Natalie went to a frat party and a got a nasty dickcussion.
dickcussion by Artholemule July 12, 2015

Dicision 

An extra important set of choices that is analyzed in a specific complex manner
The dicision was crucial to the success of the team
Dicision by Infamouslyfamous January 15, 2019

dicksionary

u use ur dick to read the dictionary
yo bruh buy me a beer lemme read my dicksionary for a secc
dicksionary by ElitePlays December 22, 2016
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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