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dickcision 

a dickcision is a decision made solely on the basis of getting dicked down
Girl A: I can’t believe you did that thing
Girl B: I made a dickcision and now I have to live with it
dickcision by shesinthehouse December 14, 2017

Dickcision 

Dick-si-sions
Generally used in negative connotation.

The process in which all thought abandons the brain, and is consequently assigned to the genitalia.
Those Dickcisions are perfect example of “Thinking with the wrong head”
Dickcision by BreathingFire March 9, 2024

Dickcushion

Function: noun
Etymology: variant of pincushion
1. A woman in which the repulsive force between her knees keeps them from staying together.
2. A male bottom with a poop chute like a mail chute.
3. The main course at a gang-bang flambé
Pat really gets around. If (s)he keeps this up, (s)he'll be known as the human dickcushion.
Dickcushion by Rod Springer January 22, 2006

dickcussion 

When a man tally-whacks an individual across the head and/or face with his penis and causes either permanent or temporary memory loss, impaired speech, headache, dizziness; may result in moderate loss of motor skills.
Natalie went to a frat party and a got a nasty dickcussion.
dickcussion by Artholemule July 12, 2015

Dicision 

An extra important set of choices that is analyzed in a specific complex manner
The dicision was crucial to the success of the team
Dicision by Infamouslyfamous January 15, 2019

dicksionary

u use ur dick to read the dictionary
yo bruh buy me a beer lemme read my dicksionary for a secc
dicksionary by ElitePlays December 22, 2016
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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