Dickshrimp
A person who is acting in a idiotic way / somebody who thinks they're too cool but they are actually just plain rude
Dickshrimp by Cakemuffin March 3, 2016
Words you can keep
Dickscrimination
"Theres No way I'm Dating You, You're Small"
"Are You Dickscriminating Me Because I'm Asian?"-Dickscrimination
"Are You Dickscriminating Me Because I'm Asian?"-Dickscrimination
Dickscrimination by Toastpolice September 16, 2009
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dickship
Slang for a wang or penis. Used most commonly by someone who is awaiting the immediate sexual use or opportunity to show off one's wang.
"Hey baby, do you want to see my dickship?"
"Dude, you haven't seen a fighting vessel until you've witnessed my dickship."
"Dude, you haven't seen a fighting vessel until you've witnessed my dickship."
dickship by Vianegativa85 March 10, 2009
dickshrink
the natural process of stepping out a a warm shower and into a cold room, in which your penis becomes an invert boner
dickshrink by Cape Horn December 25, 2010
Dickscription
1) When you are recommended yams to slay by a third party.
2) When she is enthralled by the girth but cannot manage to describe it using her words.
2) When she is enthralled by the girth but cannot manage to describe it using her words.
Dickscription by Dr Velociraptor September 22, 2016
dickship
1) verb: The practice of worshiping entrepreneurs and capitalists for performing acts of supreme vanity, such as spending double-digit millions to book a ride on a billionaire's spacelift vehicle, or being the "Man who made it happen", who attempts to wave his interplanetary ding-dong around in hopes that the serfs take notice and approve.
2) The spacelift vehicles used by recipients of dickshipping (typically, a very phallic rocket such as the first Blue Origin ship which carried Jeff Bezos and a few of his closest, well-paying worshippers/fans for a 20 minute joy ride).
2) The spacelift vehicles used by recipients of dickshipping (typically, a very phallic rocket such as the first Blue Origin ship which carried Jeff Bezos and a few of his closest, well-paying worshippers/fans for a 20 minute joy ride).
Tom totally dickshipped the latest billionaire to take a publicity space ride.
Did you see the Blue Origin take off the other day? It was a dickship that looked like a giant dick.
Did you see the Blue Origin take off the other day? It was a dickship that looked like a giant dick.
dickship by Der Rote Kommandant August 14, 2021
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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