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Dickshrimp

A person who is acting in a idiotic way / somebody who thinks they're too cool but they are actually just plain rude
Oi come here you dickshrimp rude idiot cocksucker
by Cakemuffin March 3, 2016
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Dickscrimination

When Someone Assumes That Your Penis Is The Size Of The Minority You Belong To.
"Theres No way I'm Dating You, You're Small"
"Are You Dickscriminating Me Because I'm Asian?"-Dickscrimination
by Toastpolice September 16, 2009
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dickship

Slang for a wang or penis. Used most commonly by someone who is awaiting the immediate sexual use or opportunity to show off one's wang.
"Hey baby, do you want to see my dickship?"

"Dude, you haven't seen a fighting vessel until you've witnessed my dickship."
by Vianegativa85 March 10, 2009
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dickshrink

the natural process of stepping out a a warm shower and into a cold room, in which your penis becomes an invert boner
you: hey mom, check out my dickshrink!

your mom: WTF LMFAO
by Cape Horn December 25, 2010
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Dickscription

1) When you are recommended yams to slay by a third party.

2) When she is enthralled by the girth but cannot manage to describe it using her words.
Heidi gave Will and I a dickscription.
by Dr Velociraptor September 22, 2016
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dickship

1) verb: The practice of worshiping entrepreneurs and capitalists for performing acts of supreme vanity, such as spending double-digit millions to book a ride on a billionaire's spacelift vehicle, or being the "Man who made it happen", who attempts to wave his interplanetary ding-dong around in hopes that the serfs take notice and approve.

2) The spacelift vehicles used by recipients of dickshipping (typically, a very phallic rocket such as the first Blue Origin ship which carried Jeff Bezos and a few of his closest, well-paying worshippers/fans for a 20 minute joy ride).
Tom totally dickshipped the latest billionaire to take a publicity space ride.

Did you see the Blue Origin take off the other day? It was a dickship that looked like a giant dick.
by Der Rote Kommandant August 14, 2021
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Dickship

1. A form of relationship where one, both, or all people are focused on sex & getting or receiving dick.

2. A dick based relationship &/or a sex based relationship involving dick(s) whether casual, hardcore, romantic, or lustful.
*girl is cheating*

Girl: "I was on tinder for friendship"
Guy: "More like for Dickship"
by MalSmallz October 4, 2023
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