dickpicnic 

A great guy you may meet on the internet or a smokey bar.
A get together where there are many penises.
A get together where penises are enjoyed.
A collection of people who would generally be described by people who know them as dicks or assholes.

The girls had a great time at the dickpicnic!

Man I hate those guys over there, it's a real dickpicnic.

dickpicnic by Chris Moss aka dickpicnic September 28, 2006

dick picnic 

a massive collaboration of dudes at a single party,bar,or establishment. A place where there is a ratio of guys to girls at 15:1 or worse.

Can be synonmus with "sausage fest" or "sausage party"

Why do you go to the Tav? They always have the dick picnic!

Don't ever go to parties at Katie's house.
She always has massive amounts of dudes over so her fat ass has a chance to get laid. She needs the dick picnic to have an snowball's chance in hell.

dick picnic by Mike DQ April 11, 2008

dick picnic 

mostly to have a ready penis for sucking.
to suck on a penis.
name for a guy who has said ready hard penis.

dick picnic is taking me to see a bils game after i ..........

dick picnic by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

DICKPANIC 

DICKPANIC (or DICK PANIC); noun; a sudden, overwhelming and irrational fear that produces hysterical, overly-loud, overly-bro, definitely no-homo behavior in straight or wanna-pretend-to-be straight men when in close proximity to other such men with their dicks exposed such as in locker rooms or bathrooms or -- you know, a "just-bros-no-homo" circle jerk thing.

The three teenboys started talking way too loudly and laughing way too hard at everything that wasn't funny on their way to the showers in the gym locker because they fell into dickpanic.

DICKPANIC by Oscar Parker Isherwood May 16, 2014

dickpinion 

When a man bases his opinion on you based on how aroused he gets whilst looking at you.

Person 1: “I want to get some dick tonight...should I dress slutty and ask Taz for his opinion on my outfit?”
Person 2: “YES YOU NEED HIS [DICKPINION{

dickpinion by MonikaBerit May 24, 2018

Dickpini 

When a guy sends you an unsolicited dick pic and its small.

Wow Chad sent me a dickpini he is so gross and should cease and die.

Dickpini by Tuxedoman1 September 7, 2019

dickpicking 

sending pics of the dicks/of your dick

- Any plans for tonight?
- Probably dickpicking

dickpicking by The Wizard of Dick March 5, 2020