dicknoff

When someone uses procrastination and delayed action by being deliberate.

We wouldn't have missed our flight if he wasn't "dicknoff " all day.

by Mixxedbag May 11, 2016

dickoff

being or acting like an imbecile.

only a dickoff thinks that rap is music.

by Andrea Johnson January 9, 2005

dickoff

(v.) To flail ones penis at a small child; To stick ones penis in a light socket.

Old man Peterson liked the small boy so much that he decided to dickoff in front of him; The retard saw a light socket and decided to dickoff

by midgetsnatcher October 1, 2003

Dickhoff

A random family that lives in Greenwood that no one cares about.

"I met Andrew Dickhoff and he is batshit crazy don't fuck with him"

by MattClemente September 19, 2018