dickgum

When you chew the shit out of a penis

Please eat my penis like dickgum

by Bogcocklandy May 14, 2018

Dicksum

A measure of a man's worth.

Dicksum (in) = 0.75 * Length + 1.25 * Girth

Girth = pi (3.14) * diameter

In the Dicksum equation, girth is weighted more heavily than length as length is somewhat overrated.

Average Dicksum = 10.25 inches

Yo Vinnie, look how long my dick is, the ladies love it.

Length is overrated, dumbass, Dicksum is the measurement you need, mine's 12 inches.

by Chaea4u2 November 1, 2010

Poopy Dickums

A disgusting term of endearment.

I love you my little poopy dickums.

by DazzlingUrbanite August 11, 2008

dickumentary

extremely detailed and awkwardly thorough description of your boyfriend's penis

You: "And it's curved to the right, no matter what I do, it just pops back to the right. And the size..."

Me: "Shut up! I'm not interested in listening to your dickumentary!"

by hmcdesq December 8, 2010

DICKBUM

A word used to describe someone who uses a certain phrase or word too much and or kills it.

Adjective

P1:your mum
P2:you dickbum

P1:that's what she said
P2:you dickbum

by licka dicka dicka lika you December 28, 2014

Dickjumper

Dickjumper- A female that starts a relationship with one guy , but not for long to see how much she can get out of him.Before proceeding on to the next one.

Man #1 . Yo cuz I heard Jasmine isn't nothing but a dickjumper!

Man #2. Yeah dawg, she blew my bank account up and after I was broke quit me & starting messing around with my uncle!

by 1maddd2mackxxx August 22, 2016

Dickdumb

When a female gets DUMB after getting some DICK.

He got her so dickdumb that she believes that girl is his sister.

by BoB (Bling'd Out Bitch) September 5, 2016