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dick jumper 

A girl who dates alot of guys, and when they break up she finds another boy to talk to the next day.
Damnn...she just broke up with her boyfriend and now shes talking to another guy already?!?!?! What a dick jumper!!

dick jumper 

one who jumps from one 27 year old dick to another.
damn dawg..that Samantha English is a dick jumper

Sho nuff playa..no plexin
dick jumper by Hood Nigguh January 19, 2008

dickumference 

The circumference of one's dick/penis.
Damn that dude's not so long but he's got a dickumference like crazy!
dickumference by ComoComp March 3, 2011

Dick jumper 

A permisculous female who jumps from dick to dick
Dick jumper by Ernie Watkins February 27, 2021

dick-jumper 

A girl who gets another boyfriend immediately after the breakup with her previous boyfriend.
Dude, can you believe Laura is already with that guy Marcus. She and Tommy literally broke up yesterday. She’s such a dick-jumper.
dick-jumper by anonymous September 27, 2021

dickhummer 

person who hums whilst giving oral sex upon a penis...like its a harmonica
hey jason, how was that dickhummer at the club? i could hear her out front
dickhummer by jrs1me January 18, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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