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The first five minutes after mind blowing sex a girl cannot answer any questions even her name.
"Oh My God! I don't know!! "
"Well you can't help it I got you dickdumb "
Dickdumb by wonderwoman2015 April 2, 2015
(of an intelligent person) unable to think with their brain more than their dick.
He may have a 4.0 average, but he is so dickdumb!
dickdumb by fraggle_rawker March 27, 2015
Damn, Melissa Nurse he got you dick dumb, you really have to leave now.
dick dumb by BoxOhell December 1, 2009
Really good sex. Sex that will have you thinking about it all day long. Sex that will have you forgetting your name and bumping into stuff.
Girl, that sex was so good he’s got me dick dumb.
dick dumb by Moonchild169 March 31, 2020

Dickcumboobulated 

Originated from discombobulated

This means that a person is confused sexually and doesn’t know how to address it.
I’m so dickcumboobulated I don’t know what to do.

Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuck 

1. A person who embodies and defines what it means to be the epitome of a fucking dumb fuck, multiplied by 2. An extreme variation of dumb fuck. Usually such people are so stupid they can piss anyone off like a fire hose aimed at a fly.

2. A person who is dumb enough to have sex, (especially in a threesome including two guys, or rather two dicks hence the term "double-dick") with people who they know have more STDs than a town brothel... so many STDs in fact that they got rejected by all the pimps in town when applied for jobs as hookers.

Plural:

1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucks

2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuckers

Other variations:
1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking
2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucker
3. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking-Fucker
1. "Urrrgggggh!!!! I don't get how that double-dick-dumb-fuck doesn't understand that $5 is the same as $4.99"

2. "Those Starbucksters are a bunch of double-dick-dumb fucks"

3. "Go back to kindergarten you 40 year old, double-dick-dumb-fucker!!"

4. "Yeah, that was a double-dick-dumb-fucking idea to go to that orgy in Harlem last night... now I know I have STDs"

5. Bob: "Where were you last night Jim?"

Jim: "Participating in a double-dick-dumb-fuck with John and Jezabell who both have obvious genital warts"

Bob: "YOU DOUBLE-DICK-DUMB-FUCKING-FUCKER!!! Now YOU have them. Didn't you have sex ed at your school? you shit brained double-dick-dumb-fucking drop out"
Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuck by Jackette55 November 30, 2009
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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