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dickem dockem 

(Interjection, Verb, Noun.)/Slang. -
1.(When used as an interjection)- A word that means whatever you want it to mean, because it really doesn't mean anything. It is used because it is fun to say. Can be used as a way to greet people, as a way to express frustration, excitement, surprise, or used randomly for no apparent reason, or when you have nothing else to say or can't think of anything else to say. Also spelled as "dickem dockom".
2. (When used as a verb) - Is said in the form of "dick & dock" or "dick & docked" for past tense. It is less frequently used as a verb than as a interjection, but if you want to use it as a verb, go ahead. Again, it can mean whatever you want it to mean. It is commonly used to refer sexual behavoir or just wasting time.
3. (When used as a noun.) - Is said in the form of "dickem dock". Usually meant as an insult to another person. It could also be used to mean buddy or pal. But it can mean many other things because, again, it can mean whatever you want it to mean.
1. Teacher - Do you see any danger in adopting the sociological perspective too intensely? Ex: if we say society is at work, all choices on how to live, what becomes a personal responsibility for our actions?
Student - Ummmmm...dickem dockem.
2. All she wanted to do was dick & dock.
3. Hey dickem dock, gimme all your lunch money.
dickem dockem by yoyoyo696969 March 14, 2008
Words you can keep

Dickem Sandwich

A Dickem sandwich is an insult, similar to the phrase go suck a dick, or suck my dick. This is a cleaner term that you can use in front of the elderly or young children to get your point across. This will also confuse your adversary, providing you with an advantage to retort his reply.

The origin of the term stems from a 2008 trip to Las Vegas, where I kept telling a friend to go eat a dickem sandwich. He didn’t know its meaning, but the phrase took and was used as insult thereafter. After I got food poisoning from a restaurant, he told me that I must have eaten too many dickem sandwiches
You would tell a person who just cut you off in traffic to go eat a dickem sandwich
or
When referring to a friend’s sexuality, you could ask him if he ate a dickem sandwich for lunch
Dickem Sandwich by Awesome Dudes August 13, 2010
This is a nickname that is associated with a man that you previously viewed as a lame but his sex blows your mind.

A man who is SURPRISINGLY EXCEPTIONAL in a sexual capacity.
Girl, I wish I hadn't ignored Kevin for so long; he got me calling him Dickem.

I can't go out with ya'll tonight, my Dickem is coming over!
DICKEM by Kiwidababygenius October 10, 2008

dicker docker 

the docker of a dicker.
where the fuck are the bathrooms in this dicker docker bullshit.
dicker docker by Pabs November 28, 2004

bruno dickemz 

He is a pornstar in mostly kinky tied up spanking spitting choking type of shit
Jeff: hey man who tf is Bruno dickemz
Nathaniel: bro he is a pornstar that means who ever u talking to likes it rough
Jeff: ohh shiittttt
bruno dickemz by Babygirl6969420 December 13, 2017
When a Person very aggressively slices there dick while depressed
Person 1:I cut my dick because of how sad i was
Person 2:Eww get away ur dickemo

Tha Dickemz 

The act of, or referring to, unsuspectedly shoving, tossing, kicking, bitch slapping, punching, throwing, nudging, bulldozing, plumeting, propelling, or simply assaulting a lame thot off a roof.
If you don’t know how to suck a proper dick, beware, he might give you Tha Dickemz.

I broke my arm because some asshole pulled Tha Dickemz move on me last night when I was drunk and I woke up in some strangers backyard.
Tha Dickemz by Handjob Javi August 19, 2019
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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