dickwiffer

A person who is generally a pain in the balls.

A man with crotch rot.

Hey,dickwiffer leave me the fuck alone.

Stop scratching your balls, and take a bath you fucking dickwiffer.

by Chris10541 July 13, 2006

Dickwicker

Someone who holds a heated desire for another's penis. Or, someone who flames my dick.

Billy Hombre, "You see that dude, he's such a dickwicker." John John, "Yeah, Ginger Chris' been carrying a flame for your cock'n-ballz for years." Billy Hombre, "Gobble chug'm guzzle spank'n bust (with blow job motion)...that dude so flames my dick."

by Coombsie Von Mallen June 12, 2011

DickWitter

Someone that is a complete dick on Twitter. This person will follow large quantities of people in order to build up their follower count, only to unfollow those people at a later time once being followed back. Therefore having a follower to follow ratio of 10:1. It gives the appearance of being more popular than they actually are. Hipster douchebags are usually the ones that practice this dick move.

This guy has 13,863 followers and only follows 127 people. He must be a DickWitter.

by DeeZZ September 11, 2012

Dickwicker

Dipping the tip of your dick into an expectant hole, with the aim of pleasuring yourself to the point of draining your man juice into said hole. Hole in this case can either be vaginal, rectal, or oral.

I'm a dickwicker

by Cumpump June 16, 2010

Dickwinder

A chick so ugly/fat that your dick is gasping for air and can't function, like when you are winded from a gut punch etc.

They had re-runs of Roseanne on the other day, that chick is a massive dickwinder!

by Tittysweet September 23, 2015

Dickwinder

A chick so unattractive it takes the wind out out of your dick.

Check out the dickwinder over there, she is hideous!

by Tittysweet September 13, 2015

dicksniffer

One who savors the scent of penis.

Matt was such a dicksniffer, he had forgotten the odor of pussy.

by Richie Sambora July 11, 2003