Dickbrains

Someone who is a complete Idiot

Well you fucked that up Dickbrains see shit for brains

by DJ-Xcalibur September 21, 2006

Dickbrain

A man who thinks with his penis instead of his brain. In other words, his actions aren't rational and decisions are totally driven by getting laid.

He has been paying his girlfriend's cable bill so he has an excuse to go over there and spend time with her in hopes of getting laid.. What a dickbrain.

by metriccar August 12, 2012

Dickbeans

Testicles, scrotum, or nut sack; The best name to describe a man's balls.

Nick: Yo, my girlfriend sucked my dickbeans so good last night!
Iggy: Nice.

by A-jaxx October 24, 2014

Dickbringer

A man, sometimes barbaric or slow-witted, who is particularly gifted at pleasuring a woman. Often, but not always, this is his only redeeming quality and all he has to contribute to a relationship. Other times, it's just a role he plays when called upon.

"Oh, it's not a serious relationship. He's only my dickbringer."

"He's great with the kids and helps around the house, but sometimes I just need him to shut up and be my dickbringer."

by bigswizzle January 17, 2014

dickbrain

Someone who passes off their/their acquaintance's name as a word and defines it in a way suitable to them on Urban Dictionary

The sheer amount of dickbrains on Urban Dictionary is truly saddening.

by TheGreatSkape January 20, 2021

Dickbrained

When you're typing the greatest comeback of all time, but you start daydreaming about how awesome it's going to be and end up just typing some nonsense.

Dude. That was going to be the sickest burn ever until you dickbrained it.

by PlatKnight November 11, 2024

dikbrain

One who has his brains where his dik is...so pathetically useless to one and all. An absolute disgrace to his race A swine.

you dikbrained bastard your a fukin disgrace

by 12 incher for hire September 20, 2004