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The act of three or more men having rear entry sex simultaneously and yelling "Dick" when they thrust so that they all penetrate in harmony. Similar to a big gay rowing boat, but on land.
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick!

My ass really hurts after that dick train last night.
by Brardor July 16, 2010
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An insult based on the combination of transportation methods and parts of the human anatomy, a great and innovative way to offend someone

Other variations of this word include Locomotive Dick
1) Lonsdale i hope you die you massive dick train

2) You, sir are a dick train

3) You massive locomotive dick
by Smegson P Donnohugh September 03, 2008
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An insult based on the combination of transportation methods and parts of the human anatomy, a great and innovative way to offend someone

Other variations of this word include Locomotive Dick
1) Lonsdale i hope you die you massive dick train

2) You, sir are a dick train

3) You massive locomotive dick
by Smegson P Donnohugh September 03, 2008
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Any chaotic situation that is fucked up beyond repair.
"I was at Joe's house last night. Everyone was drunk, throwing up, fighting, it was a complete dick train..."

"Yeah, Steve called me over to help him move but his retard brother was there drunk. Turned into a complete dick train, wound up leaving."

"Yeah, I mean I try to vote and give a shit about politics but Washington, DC has become such a massive dick train, I don't see light at the end of the tunnel..."

"Dude, there's a cop following us"
"Fuck, I got weed.... All aboard the dick train..."
by I_HATE_THE_TRUTH October 05, 2016
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