dickbrian

When a significant number of negative events occur in your life, and the individual responsible is named Brian.

Isn't that just wonderful another Brian ruins the day? Don't be a dickBrian

by knockey knocker January 9, 2024

Hick-dickering

Screwing around, wasting time, and/or fucking the dog.

While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.

by Sir Francis Bacon-strips November 8, 2010

The Daniel Dickerman

When a man wraps himself in cooked brisket and has five to ten naked women eat it off of him.

Man, doing The Daniel Dickerman kicks ass. I wish my name was Daniel Dickerman.

by Daniel Dickerman December 31, 2008

Dickbritter

Someone who sits next to you in an area with many open seats available. Appropriate for movies, sporting events, bars and airport lounge.

I was the only one in the movie and someone pulled a dickbritter and sat in front or beside me.

by Limerickdude February 2, 2013

Dickbrain

A man who thinks with his penis instead of his brain. In other words, his actions aren't rational and decisions are totally driven by getting laid.

He has been paying his girlfriend's cable bill so he has an excuse to go over there and spend time with her in hopes of getting laid.. What a dickbrain.

by metriccar August 12, 2012

Dickering

When you start arguing with someone while your cock is inside of them.

A guy is fucking his girl when she starts asking him whether or not he thinks her sister is hot. When he gives the wrong answer they begin dickering

by Banned As DC January 1, 2015

Dickbrains

Someone who is a complete Idiot

Well you fucked that up Dickbrains see shit for brains

by DJ-Xcalibur September 21, 2006