dickblister

Do you remember the 2000's, when EVERYONE said "douchebag?"

This decade, these same douchebag people will be called "dickblisters."

John Mayer is, despite his best efforts, ultimately a dickblister.

by gabe3 December 10, 2009

Dickmeister

The upper echelon of dickhead... the DIIIIICKMEISTER

Penelope:

That guy's a complete dick

Simon:

No, Penelope, he's well beyond that.... he's a DIIIIIICKMEISTER

Note, inflection on I in DICKMEISTER is critical to delivering appropriate impact.

by Joan and Mario January 12, 2010

dicklister

some one with a big dick.

gucci belt on when im fucking my sister, she dont call me brother she me mr dicklister.

by daddykelvin January 24, 2019

Dickbiter

One who bites Dicks.

Aeoyn the dickbiter bites dicks.

by Charlie Darwin February 19, 2008

Dickbritter

Someone who sits next to you in an area with many open seats available. Appropriate for movies, sporting events, bars and airport lounge.

I was the only one in the movie and someone pulled a dickbritter and sat in front or beside me.

by Limerickdude February 2, 2013

dickblaster

People that vote down on perfectly dickblaster definitions of dickblasting.

Richard voted down the meaning of dickblaster. What a dickblaster.

by Richard_Blaster May 29, 2010

DickBlasted

A wrestling term used to describe the indescribable way a human could physically dominate another superior human on the wrestling mat. Like at states when you cruise into the Semi-Finals confidently, but then you get Spear Doubled in the Finals 5 straight times.

“He was undefeated on the season, then he got DickBlasted in the PA State Finals.”

by Elfie Dillard April 28, 2019