dickblister 

Do you remember the 2000's, when EVERYONE said "douchebag?"

This decade, these same douchebag people will be called "dickblisters."

John Mayer is, despite his best efforts, ultimately a dickblister.

dickblister by gabe3 December 10, 2009

Dickmeister

The upper echelon of dickhead... the DIIIIICKMEISTER

Penelope:

That guy's a complete dick

Simon:

No, Penelope, he's well beyond that.... he's a DIIIIIICKMEISTER

Note, inflection on I in DICKMEISTER is critical to delivering appropriate impact.

Dickmeister by Joan and Mario January 12, 2010

dicklister 

some one with a big dick.

gucci belt on when im fucking my sister, she dont call me brother she me mr dicklister.

dicklister by daddykelvin January 24, 2019

Dickbiter 

One who bites Dicks.

Aeoyn the dickbiter bites dicks.

Dickbiter by Charlie Darwin February 19, 2008

Dickbritter 

Someone who sits next to you in an area with many open seats available. Appropriate for movies, sporting events, bars and airport lounge.

I was the only one in the movie and someone pulled a dickbritter and sat in front or beside me.

Dickbritter by Limerickdude February 2, 2013

dickblaster

People that vote down on perfectly dickblaster definitions of dickblasting.

Richard voted down the meaning of dickblaster. What a dickblaster.

dickblaster by Richard_Blaster May 29, 2010

DickBlasted 

A wrestling term used to describe the indescribable way a human could physically dominate another superior human on the wrestling mat. Like at states when you cruise into the Semi-Finals confidently, but then you get Spear Doubled in the Finals 5 straight times.

“He was undefeated on the season, then he got DickBlasted in the PA State Finals.”

DickBlasted by Elfie Dillard April 28, 2019