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dickblister
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Do you remember the
2000
's, when EVERYONE
said
"douchebag?"
This decade, these same douchebag
people
will be called "dickblisters."
John
Mayer
is,
despite
his
best
efforts, ultimately a dickblister.
dickblister
by
gabe3
December 10, 2009
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