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dickdickout 

The assassin kills people but the dickdickout revives people like medics in video games.
dickdickout by anonymous November 6, 2020

dickdatic 

verb.

when one philosopher cock blocks another philosopher.
A: dude, did you just dickdatic me? You know I was trying to fouccault Lucy when you turned on the lights.

B: nah, bro. I only turned on the light to discuss with your lastest blog on Gramscian semiotics.

We have been getting screwed by the system. The system that forces us guys to like girls. All right? We're getting pushed into this. What if we just take the girls out of it? We can have our own system, it's a counter-system.

And then, us bro can do things together: we can cook, we can swim, we can stink. We can just be guys! You can have sex, you can do it, you know, many guys at a time, but it's not gay.

Oh--by the way, did you guys want a hot chocolate, also?

Lucy: fuck this.
dickdatic by B. Dang February 24, 2010

Dickalicious

adj.
Highly pleasing or agreeable to the senses, especially of taste or smell of a penis.

Very pleasant or delightful for women and/or gay men.
The movie Kazaam staring Shaquille O'neal is dickalicious.

The gay porn movie dickalicious is the best movie since Kazaam.
Dickalicious by bebo January 5, 2005

dickalickaphobia

fear of licking or kissing a dick
he said he would pay me for a blow job in the bathroom but I suffer from dickalickaphobia
dickalickaphobia by dick girl December 28, 2020

dickalickasaurus 

A person who prefers the penis over the Vagina at all times!
Lickalotapuss has been around forever for the females that like to lick-a-lot-a-puss, now the females that prefer the penis have a dinosaur name of there own. Dickalickasaurus, a lover of all variations of the penis.
I am a dickalickasaurus not a lickalotapuss, two completely different beings!!
dickalickasaurus by Mary Tully November 27, 2021

Dickdiculous

When something about a male is so ridiculous that it enters the realm of dickdiculous. Originally used strictly for describing the male genitalia, the term has moved on to describe any feat of male ingenuity/prowess/accomplishment/girth.
Oh man, dude, that hit you just took was dickdiculous!

or

The other day, I accidentally caught a glimpse of Oren's cock in the locker room. Dude...dickdiculous!
Dickdiculous by jmone87 July 27, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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